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I shouldn't have watched that im crying rofl

HBFTCTVYUHBUHB I.M.D.E.A.D

I saw pewdiepie talk about this xD so funny^^

-.-

AHAHAHAHHA Oh god I couldn't get past fisting. I'm dying.

I can't breathe send help XD " the homo's eat the Poo poo" as a bisexual Fujoshi I can say this is not true.(⊙…⊙ )

I tried so hard not to laugh.. SO HARD!!

Think calmly. You know i'm all for lgbt+ but i can understand why their government wouldn't want this. Let's be real here. Their country is poor, most of their people is poor and i'm not trying to hate here so yall sjw's calm your tits but it has been proven that there's a higher chance of contracting stds in homosexual relationships. They don't have the money, and if the government is not corrupt, i think they would rather build more infrastructures, aid in food and aid in water systems than invest in treatments that can cure stds. So they pull this shit off to discourage others.

Yes but lets be clear that aids originally started because someone fucked a monkey. well, maybe not fucked but some sort of passing of blood between a monkey and a human. And, I might as well add that HIV has been spread heterosexually as early as the 1970s in africa. But it is 2017, he did mention Obama so this is sometime between 2008 and 2016, why cant he talk about facts and not spread this disinformation.
Yes HIV Aids is an epidemic but it can be passed other ways as well. My uncle died from aids back in the early 1990's, although he was gay, he got it from sharing needles. He might have loved dick, but he loved drugs more. I was too young to understand anything that was going on around me.
Hmmm, listening to these preachers? talk about eating poop has got me wondering if 2 girls 1 cup counts as gay sex or is that hetero.

By the end of the 1980's in Uganda AIDs was most prevalent in pregnant women. Where is the homosexuality in that?

fuck you

do you wanna know why? the age bracket for this usually starts from a young age. The practice of older men having coitus with multiple younger women is pretty rampant. A lot of gender-based violence is happening and women who used condoms were shamed and some even beaten up. I didn't say that the people in the video was correct and they were doing the right thing, all i said is that I understand why they would preach such bullshit because having an epidemic is too much to handle so they wanna lessen the causes by saying fake facts. They can't call on the rich people that loves fucking multiple little girls (and in some countries little boys as well) cuz they have money and it is already widely accepted, so instead to lessen the cases of stds they turn on another demographic that's already being scrutinized. It's wrong and i don't agree with it, but it is logical.

*They eat poo poo * i can't even.. HAHAHAH!!

Lol that man wasn't concerned about the spread of std's. He wanted to stop the spread of "eating the poo poo"

its a fake fact, they wouldn't be able to hold a conference like this without any govt permit, they are concerned

Yes, they are concerned about people eating shit.

i myself would be concerned if i heard someone was eating shit or likes eating shit
they are spreading lies to further their cause

Look I see where you're coming from but you're wrong about a couple things here. 1. It already is an epidemic. They're not trying to stop an outbreak because the outbreak has been there and present throughout the population for a VERY long time. 2. The lgbtq+ community (mainly men) is not the largest holding demographic for aids because they make up 13% of the aids population and sex workers + partners is a total of 16% and no I'm not saying rich dudes preying on the young concubine I'm saying poor middle class citizens who sleep with even poorer prostitutes. 3. It is not logical because the logical thing to do would be to say "stop sleeping with prostitutes" so this is not a logical decision but a hate crime against gays because they used this to outlaw homosexuality

I wonder how he did all his "research"...

(he needs better friends imho)

He probably did his "research" on pornhub

And that's why we stick to yaoi lol

Sorry but the post under your pic was more interesting > Bus driver falls asleep at the wheel..



Why are you so alone? :(

I will have your porn. Then I shall leave.

*Spends an hour trying to figure out how it works*

IT'S SOOO STRAIGHTFORWARD.
WHY DON'T YOU GET SUCH A SIMPLE CONCEPT?
Do you really want me to spoon-feed-you every time?! /sigh
Your brain is equivalent to a plastic dildo /s

1. penetrate the site
2. come up with a nickname
3. once your done with that, click 'room'
4. there is a selection of rooms
5. but one of them is named 'Lick my yaoi' which so happens to be me, the fucking.. coolest HOST on this living planet.
6. click on it.
7. enter pass: havemyporn
8. and boom! you meet your sugar-daddy 6;

But.. here's the thing, I don't see a room saying "Lick my yaoi"

oh bc i didn't create it yet..
oups. brb~ ;) teehee~

*smacks head*

ouch! how many times do i have to keep repeating myself?
/sigh k, it ish created!
I WANNA INVITE KUMA CHAAAN~

Sorryyy no answer
Followiiiing~

This one? http://www.mangago.zone/read-manga/love_x_ero/

Wait... maybe not... sorry!

YESU HONEY-SENPAI! TYVM, YOU DID A VERY GOOD JOB!
HAVE CAKE. HAVE MY LOVE <333 (づ￣ ³￣)づ

I'll take the cake but your love belongs to Vincent-chan and mine's to Mesperi-chan~!ლ(´ڡ`ლ)

Don't worry honey one day when you get a boyfriend you will be happy for those mouth stretchings (⌒▽⌒)

The only thing I hate about dentists is that they're always trying to take my nonexistent money. Last time I went I was told I needed some premium braces, wisdom teeth removed, and some other unnecessary procedures. The cost would be about $3000 and my insurance wouldn't cover a dime of it. Idk how they'd expect an unemployed student to pay for that (〜￣△￣)〜

I'm with you on that one. The last time I went to the dentist I had to get a very tiny cavity filled. The lady was very nice, we joked about a lot of things and talked about books/movies and stuff. Although the guy was expressionless but he had a very joyful voice (He seriously freaked me out)
They had to stick a needle in my gums for almost a minute, luckily I didn't feel it (￣∇￣")
The lady had to stick a little foil slip into my mouth and it kept getting pushed into my lip, it caused my lip to bleed and it left a small cut on my lip for a few weeks. So that was the highlight of my dental appointment..

I actually like going to my bi-annual checkups. My dentist is nice and the procedures are very calming for some reason. I end up falling asleep sometimes. But when I'm not asleep I look up at the ceiling and think about this BL: http://www.mangago.zone/read-manga/haisha_nante_kirai_da/.

I'm gonna have to get all my front teeth removed because they didn't grow properly and replace them with ceramic ones T~T

ur breath....sorry if i offend u with this question (ive known a lot of people with bad breath and never had the guts to ask so i'll ask u) but is it possible to make ur breath better?? does brushing ur teeth and tongue twice a day, morning and night (or extras in between if u do) help with maintaining ur breath at a lowkey? have u tried other ways to make it better?? personally i think everyone has a breath, and it varies between good & bad, but from what u siad, it seems urs is extreme.

Soooo what I know about bad breath (not every case, but to the people who do brush their teeth regularly): Some people easily develop sulphur compunds. It does not matter how often you brush your teeth. There are special mouth rinse or gels etc which you have to get from the pharmacy

Al I remember is this particular song.
Mouth wide open, Mouth wide open
Mouth wide open like I was at the dentist.

Ah yes that was truly an ................. Interesting song.

following

No idea but Google images said "ensemble stars"

Don't know, but I did research about this a little bit and I found this : https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=61274242 and http://beebeemel.tumblr.com

The author name is Shia or Hummel if you prefer.

If you want to know more about her : https://www.mangaupdates.com/authors.html?id=12895

More Google searching...the characters are Kaoru Hakaze and Rei Sakuma from Ensemble Stars. Now to hunt for a doujin of them...

More : Ensemble Stars is a Japanese mobile card collecting game.
A Novel and Manga have been made for the project, and an Anime is currently in production.

Kaoru + Rei from Ensemble Stars..

https://myreadingmanga.info/hororo-ritsu-lonely-heart-egoist-ensemble-stars-dj-jp/

This' the only doujinshi I could find of them..

https://myreadingmanga.info/hororo-ritsu-lonely-heart-egoist-ensemble-stars-dj-jp/
(๑•ㅂ•)و✧

Sigh, if only it were in English. :(

It really does look like a good one.. yet another reason to learn Japanese ^^

Just say u are broke and ask them to help u also say u are supposed to go to court next week
Btw consequences ..........

ME, Well I just ignore any and all that come knocking on my door. If a friend is going to stop by they text me first and then i leave the door unlocked for them to get in. I also dont answer my phone unless it is members of my family. I keep my interactions with real people limited, not saying it is healthy, just less bothersome!

Same anon

Or you could print out a fake survey that questions how a person feels about pedophilia, and when they come knocking asking you to buy something just ask them to fill it out while you look for your money. Put some really awkward and personal questions on it

Tell them you gave at the office?
Seriously, just tell them that you can't afford whatever they are selling, it is not in your budget.

Say "Sure! If you buy my ... (insert some random item you want to get rid of) for ... (insert price above the amount they are asking you to spend)"
Watch them flea... like ticks in a flea bath

The first anon (just say you're broke), Nonni and @tokidoki suggestions are the best.


Still, here are a few more:

There's a way that I saw on the internet some time ago, my friend and I tried it on those annoying religious/charity people on streets and it worked. It was simple: just say you are a Jeovah witness (I think that's how they're called in english) - they're also known to be very annoying trying to convert others to their faith, even if in truth the're not all like that.


º Just say you're not interested and they should leave or you'll call the cops for trespassing (this is also extreme, so save it for the ones that just don't give up no matter what, it can also depend on the laws of each country).

º If you're dressed decently, just say you were about to leave and don't have the time. Say there's an emergency if you really have to. Leave for a bit, take a walk or drive for a bit or something and go back (this depends on how safe your area is).

Now for the ones that I leave more in a joking manner - please don't take them seriously:
º You can keep a mask near your door. If you see they're going to be annoying, then put it on and fake being sick. you can also sprinkle a little water on your face to fake sweat, or put a blanket on your shoulders (if you're wearing a mask it will give the image of a serious/contagious illness and they should leave)
º If it's not a neighbour, you can start crying and saying that you just got some bad news / your pet died (/ anything bad and believable that could make you cry). Those people don't really feel like putting up with a crying person that won't buy them anything and just make them waste time, they don't want to stick around and comfort anyone.

WARNING
All these aren't nice and should only be done if the other party is really persistent.
You should always try a simple 'no, thank you, I'm not interested. have a nice day'. Most people understand and leave.
(the warning is more for other people. it's not for you since you specifically asked about persistent people)

have a "no soliciting" sign on your front door.

You have to make them feel that they've got no reason to come back, to them you're a potential buyer ╮(￣▽￣)╭.. Like the comment above place the no soliciting sign. If you're living with parents ask them to talk to the neighbor on this.. else we can get a little creative ;) being a weirdo is the best way out if you don't wanna be rude or give it to them straight that you ain't buying stuff..

Next time if they try sell food say your colon has become sensitive so can't buy randomly and hold your stomach for special effects -- bonus points if you start pouring out a shitty story that makes them regret coming by, for topical products say that you're into a new picky health conscious lifestyle and go off on a tangent about chemical ingredients -- basically make sure to get them to feel you're wasting their time lol.. no matter what they sell if you can counter that with a problem you have/see+random issues in the world I'm sure they'd feel you're a waste of time and stop bothering and onto other unfortunate customers ٩(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)۶

My fav is what lies at the end, if you haven't read it yet?

read it. then gave up bc again, too lazy reading new chapters.
i like my manga/manwha/manhua/comic/etc completed.

boku no- ........................................................................










Shiru Anata no Hanashi

http://www.mangago.zone/read-manga/i_am_a_hero/ this is good ヾ(☆▽☆)

Noblesse chapter count may intimidate you but it's worth to read.

ahaha, I read noblesse upto 400 chapters few months ago then came back and read around 430 then decided that i should give up (same excuse as the other reply)
i really wonder when noblesse will be completed.

I wonder that too. Lookism is one of my faves as well, somehow I find Sakamoto-kun's humor similar to it. It's not that long and completed.

Black Haze? Hakkenden? Adekan? Vassalord?

eternal sabbath

Read all these...you can them there or here...your chose, also there is several pages of them

http://mangafox.me/directory/webtoons/

Thinking if I should continue reading Black Haze or just wait.
I was at chap. 172 but seeing as they only have 47 chaps isn't enough for me to keep me at my toes because i would pretty much read all that in one day -__-
Adekan? Read.. then idk what happened after that?.. (i kinda.. left)
Hakkenden? OH.. looks interesting! Pretty boys and probs op mc?! *puts that into my waiting list*
Vassalord? Sorry, but not interested :L
Thanks for the recommendations! I'll have to watch/read Hakkenden pretty soon xD

haru no noroi

Here is a list and pages of webtoons...read them there or here if u want.....hope it helps? (づ￣ ³￣)づ

http://mangafox.me/directory/webtoons/

Yus, a Lookism fan! <3
You should watch Hanada-kun, it has similar aspects to Sakamoto-kun! Pretty hilarious~

Read it. It's soo fucking good compared to other Josei/romance mangas.
I think I should go back to it :)

I accidently posted it 2 times because i didnt see the xomment show up ┗( T﹏T )┛ im so sorry

Hakkenden has a super anime (find on 9Anime)
How about D. Gray Man? or Genwaku no Kodou

The Gamer - read halfway then got bored.
Moonlight Sculptor - gave up (forgot which chap im on)
Tower of God - gave up (same excuse)
The God of Highschool - mm.. gave up (the mc is h0t but not hot enough to continue)
Dice - NOPE. I dislike the plot.
Gosu - Haven't read it but should
Red Storm - ayyyy, that's good too but gave up
The Scholar's Reincarnation - forgot the plot
Killing Stalking - gave up.
Trinity Wonder - GIVE mE THE BREAKER SEASON 3 (╬￣皿￣)凸 (but this one's good too)
Greatest Outcast - gave up.
Mujang - will continue
Marchen - gave up.. -__-
Builder - wasn't interested.
Extreme Hell Private School - wasn't interested.
Lilth's Cord - don't remember.
Crepuscle - gave up/likely never coming back to this one
Ability - completed? oh. still not coming back.
Soul Cartel - good shit. 10/10
Abide in the Wind - wasn't interested. heard the guy was yandere or something?
Wind Breaker - should read it but not interested in certain sports.
City of Dead - don't remember.
OTHERS - read half/gave up half/wasn't interested half.

Niehime to Kemono no Ou
Kainushi wa akuma
Boku to Kimi no Taisetsu na Hanashi

AHHH, D. GRAY MAN IS THE BEST! <3
Lavi, Allen, Krowly, Lenalee?, TYYKII ^3^, the 4-eyed professor! I miss my bbys (▰˘◡˘▰)
I watched S1 but I only watched 4 episodes of S2 (Because of the darn manga; i don't have the patience to wait for the next episode)
Genwaku no Kodou is gooood but I don't know which chapter I was on. Should I continue? Mmm. Decisions.. decisions.. decisions.

rookies - baseball, delinquents
uchuu kyoudai - space, brothers
hikaru no go - tournament, friends
monster - doctors, psychopaths
claymore - bad ass female warriors, bitch ass female warriors
uzumaki - weird shit, junji ito
x (1999) - tons of homo eroticism, death
mushishi - hours of enjoyment, peace of mind
mob psycho 100 - smol, psychics

Start from scratch ...

S.I.D., Catharsis, Skip Beat, Athena Complex, Under Prin, My Dear Cold Blooded King, Red River, Shokugeki no Souma, Magi, Kuroko no Basuke, Warehouse, A Man Like You, Raising a Bat, 19 Days, and Kuroshitsuji.

we live similar lives

quack

...
Don't hate me but...
I laughed at your life.
Uh, free hug for you.
(Hug)

BOY, I dont even know why I watched that...
Sry, but I guess your life sucks, huh

you guys don't have to put it that why ╥﹏╥
*hides under a box*

Hahah! Lol!
I don't even know if you're joking ╮(≧∀≦)╭

I can only relate to the "I'm gay" parts of the video~.. ╮(￣▽￣)╭

why the fuck does ebay has all the goods:
http://www.ebay.com/itm/My-Hero-Academia-YAOI-Doujinshi-Todoroki-x-Midoriya-NEW-Deku-kun-ha-/361723406592
╥﹏╥

and don't get me started with amazon ( #｀Д´)