Tis but a wonderful day. The heavens flew down and granted us mortals with the gift of--b d s m y u r i-- If only the heavens could grant me but a singular favor, and allow me to suck on their teets just this once. I'll clasp my hands together, praying for the day that I will get myself a big tiddy goth gf to fulfill empty loneliness. My imaginary dick twitches in excitement thinking about all the future possibilities. This humble lesbian prays that they will find happiness in the future!
Amen I would like a goth gf as well and i would like her to do slight bdsm on me and I would like to have a dog collar with a heart tag with her name engraved on it and wear it every day. And then I will marry her on Halloween day like an edgy person because she likes horror more than I do. Amen yuri gods
Please, this is basically like a Yaoi plot replaced with straight characters. I know it's bad, you know it's bad, but c'mon now, don't act like the Yaoi y'all gon read afterwards is any better. ecchi smut and Yaoi smut are the same. Yeah, this was bad and I'm going to tear out my eyeballs, but if I'm being honest... How is this any different from half the Yaoi you've read? Like, room to room had the same energy, n I don't see y'all complaining about it.
Please, delicate flower, may you do me the favor of placing your face in-between thine breast, and motorboat me? Tis but a task only nobles can do, and since your big dick energy screams every time your sexy bod lays on that motorcycle, only you have the power to fulfill such a task :)