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With my goddamn luck I'm sure I'd get my period on that same day, wearing white pants in a very public place. I'd be the first woman ever to *for real* get pregnant in a pool without having sex. The hair on my legs would suddenly grow dark and thick, the way it's never been for me as a man. I'd try to masturbate and I would end up in the e.r. becau......