i thought it was going to be someone shoving spaghetti up their ass so this comes as a relief
...food?? why would i not pick food? you want me to have sex or drink beer for a week and die bc of malnutrition? hell no!!!
plus good food can be better than both combined ლ(´ڡ`ლ)
i think you scared her. you should apologize for saying you imagine beating her up. (thats something you shouldve kept to yourself, and she probably doesnt know how to respond to that). just say u were super annoyed for other reasons and said something you didnt mean
sorry but i think most of us are broke and/or not old enough to have jobs...
bro go to the confession page, i dont wanna see that here...
https://www.mangago.me/thing/546/
am i blind or have i just been lied to?? i didnt see puppy :/
yaoi uses porn logic. do not trust it. you definitely gotta prepare.
the only way i know to clean it is with an enema. and you also have to prepare the hole with fingers or something so it doesnt tear by suddenly stretching too far
you do you bro.
something i love is laying in freshly turned soil and allowing the earth to reclaim me. it hasnt worked so far because i get hungry and leave, but i got close one time!!
the comedy omg, i absolutely ADORE anything containing funny bits. i love shit that comes out of nowhere (like the 1st and 3rd pics)
bury it under another dead body. loot the other body so it looks like that was the only reason you dug there.