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This is the equivalent to being happily married, then an old friend of your spouse's sits down and starts rambling on about how GREAT your husband's ex was, what a WONDERFUL and INTELLIGENT and CHARMING and ACCOMPLISHED person they were, and that the ONLY REASON they didn't work out was because their family moved across country or some shit.
Like...this isn't fun to read...it's fine if your past lover was amazing but I don't want to hear about it and DEFINITELY don't want to be compared to them. *sigh*