If there's a hole, there's a goal. If it's gaping, I'm raping.
Every BL author’s moto
The only thing Yaowhi's claiming is a one way ticket to a maximum security prison cell.
HELP WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY
HELP
If I ever fell like this in front of big brother and my pants split in half right in front of his face, I would literally start levitating at the speed of light until my poossay was in big brother's mouth. Wasted opportunity mo guan. （￣へ￣）
WHAT ?!?!
HUH?! what tf
Yeah, kinda disappointing that Mo Guan can't levitate at the speed of light in an upward motion and land in the mouth of Big Brother :/ Dropped.
little mo is too shy (▰˘◡˘▰)
AMEN!!!!!
Bruh its still 8 am and its still so early to say this but this made my day lol