WHY are you naked, sir? What if the baby crawls to your legs, climbs those hairy motherfuckers and chomps on that teeney weeney dick? Irresponsible parent. As a parent, you should have common sense around your kids, please.
WHAT THE HELL ARE U FUCKING ABOUT?
IDK IF THIS IS SARCASM BUT LMAO
Imagine Jaekyung being transported to a Colosseum, like in Ancient Rome where men would fight against beasts. But, instead of an animal, there'd be a huge humongous hairy dildo that'd try to enter Jaekyung, while he tries to fight it off or run away if he's a pussy. That'd be so hot. Like, I'd totally be in the stand stroking my shlong after having sold my five children just to afford a ticket to the show.
thx for the mental image, now i can sleep in peace, i mean if i manged to stop laughing
I CANT
Your mind must be ab interesting place. I love it!
an*
FIGHT TO THE DEATH
Nah we know he running away from the didlo cause getting buttfucked would leave a stain on his alpha status.
I want to see Dan in some sexy lingerie action. I don't personally own one, but my grandma said she can lend hers. I hope Jaekyung won't mind the smell of my grandma's fishy coochie that occasionally stains the underwear. Although, if my grandpa saw Dan like that, he'd mistake him for my grandma and he might do a thing or two. Please don't kill him Jaekyung. Dementia's a bitch. ╥﹏╥
dude.... what?
ikr... wth was this.
LMFAOOOOO WHAT
EXACTLY THIS IS WHAT IM SAYING
Slayyy Queeen Purrrr
HELP
What the actual fuck is this shit.
fuck; slay pussy queen (?)
Can I also wear your grandmas lingerie? I want a piece of grandpops rawr
Yawhi looks like the type of guy who got rejected by the entire female population so now he's giving men a chance. Real talk though, this story sucks ass!
Nah, the seme is talking way too much during sex. It is clear that he is inexperienced with the buttocks. Why did he woo a thiccer guy when he couldn't even handle all that. Roach behaviour. Advice for next time: Don't gatekeep bubblebutts you can't even handle. Leave them to someone like me, someone actually experienced. Thank you!
WHAT.
I would absolutely love it if you would just soak my slutty little tits with your sexy little tongue, Big Daddy! I can just cum in seconds if you did, on godddd !! The gay that occasionally gets buttfucked by Daddy Jake must have done a good deed in a previous life, like I can't even...
words cannot explain how much im laughing rn
Did you write this while masturbating? If so, that's really impressive
Wtf but i somehow understand xD
im scared
Kinda disappointed when Yawhi resurfaced after falling in that one feet pond/fountain. I was kind of hoping for it to be a Military style pool, you know the one that's at least 40 feet deep. That would had guaranteed instant drowning. ┑(￣Д ￣)┍
...me
Whenever the author references DG from BJ Alex, the little snake in between my pants gets excited, it's a natural response from back in the days when I used to use DG as jerk-off material. Anyone have the same issue?
Uhmm
Umm.. No?
They really be posting the wildest things on here
Some are trolls seeking attention.
yall need to leave homie alone
By snake do U mean a worm????? Cause with no way you got a snake ..
Im talking about my ding dong
My bro I know that's why I said worm
why yall acting like prudes all the sudden...
Yea its 3 inches after it got castrated
F
I do not think that word means what you think it means
What?? It doesn't?
Castrate means to remove the testicles. You're saying you no balls
Frr
Who else wants to place their bubble butt on Taehyuk just to see what he does? Teehee
(づ￣ ³￣)づ
i beg your pardon
Bro.
what in tarnation
Potato Head should equip himself with pepper spray and brass knuckles just to be safe. Cause, you never know when the author goes coockoo. He should also wear diapers just in case the author wants to explore scat fetish next, who knows. Endless possibilities, can't wait! ლ(´ڡ`ლ)
GIRL- WTF I LAUGH TOO HARD AT THIS
LOL
I hate u lol. I just googled scat fetish amd I can proudly say that my day is ruined and my eyes need to be bleached