Whenever the author references DG from BJ Alex, the little snake in between my pants gets excited, it's a natural response from back in the days when I used to use DG as jerk-off material. Anyone have the same issue?
Uhmm
Umm.. No?
They really be posting the wildest things on here
Some are trolls seeking attention.
yall need to leave homie alone
By snake do U mean a worm????? Cause with no way you got a snake ..
Im talking about my ding dong
My bro I know that's why I said worm
why yall acting like prudes all the sudden...
Yea its 3 inches after it got castrated
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I do not think that word means what you think it means
What?? It doesn't?
Castrate means to remove the testicles. You're saying you no balls
Frr
Who else wants to place their bubble butt on Taehyuk just to see what he does? Teehee
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i beg your pardon
Bro.
what in tarnation
Who else wants Sangwoo to do his idol debut, just so they can sasaeng the fuck out of him? Can't wait to collect his toilet paper sheets after he takes a mondo duke. I also can't wait to film him in public places and imagine him naked all day long! ლ(´ڡ`ლ)
What a unique way of introducing yourself as a psychopath
Bro
WAIT WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY IM SORRY BUT I AGREE HELP JAHA
One thing I can't stand in yaois, is anus lips. Especially, if the uke has them big, full, puffy, pink and plump. Dropped!
ONG he should suck my uncle's infected chlamydia dick so that his anus lips can have dookie trails around them
CHLAMYDIA????? YOU ARE SO
They might be petit, but they're one billion light years away from being mignon! (≧∀≦)
The baby should look into looksmaxing. She is quite ugly to put it bluntly. The father should start the process right away with daily breastfeeding sessions. He should focus on the baby instead of spending time with the seme. His breasts should only be pointing towards the baby. Someone send this message to the father, please.
so true bro facts no printer
Wtf did I just read
Thank you for the support king <3 ヾ(❀╹◡╹)ﾉ~
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U spilling your remaining deranged brain cells
I am so relieved to know 21 people agree. Thank you to the public.
Petition to make that happen
so right boo
That baby is kind of unfortunate looking. She reminds me of the first piece of bread that people throw away cause it doesn't look like the rest of the pack. I don't blame the baby though. It's just something about babies who aren't breastfed. The uke should look into breastfeeding instead of gate-keeping his breasts for the seme. :/
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I can't tell if you're being dead serious or just mad goofy but this is fucking hilarious
Lol you are mad funny but I agree he has bigger mommymilkers then me and I'm a girl lol
I think I’m in love wit u
Naurrr Bestieee, I cant take you anywhere :sob
Is the uke an eunuch? If yes, is he castrated? He does look castrated though. His peepee is so small, but I can't really tell. At this point, his glory hole is bigger than his dick. The seme also has no business going down there, mouth first. That ish looks like it reeks of sweat, semen, and you know what.
He still has his dick and balls, he can't be eunuch/castrated... Unless you were sarcastic and I didn't catch up xD
Can an eunuch even get an erection
If a clitoris can become hardened, then im assuming its almost the same thing for an eunuch. (⊙…⊙ )
Bro, eunuch means REMOVING dick(or balls, or dick and balls - depending on the culture/type etc). In some cultures point of eunuchs was to make them unable to have sex, so they were unable to fuck girls in harems/women they served or they wouldn't be able to have children, so they had no heirs.
What is supposed to harden there? What clitoris is compared to?
imagine a botched slashing of the dick, where a small part of the dick is still there. We're wondering if he can still get an erection. What do you think?
He would have been terribly unlucky if they butchered the job. It's not normal to still have a "small part" of dick left. I'm not sure if you're just veeeery young or you didn't pay attention to biology and sex ed classes
They didn't cover this when I was in high school. Bastards. (╬￣皿￣)凸
Everyday I fantasise about how perfectly these horns will fit inside me. The way I wouldn't mind even if they scooped my intestines out while thrusting deep inside my poossay. (〜￣△￣)〜 I wish I was a yaoi boy.
Bro same but minus the vagina
HEEELPPPPP
have u thought that maybe you’re trans?
Ehhh howw??? (⊙…⊙ )
yeah nvm i was looking at your post from another perspective but you’re just kinky
Kinda disappointed when Yawhi resurfaced after falling in that one feet pond/fountain. I was kind of hoping for it to be a Military style pool, you know the one that's at least 40 feet deep. That would had guaranteed instant drowning. ┑(￣Д ￣)┍
...me