Kuma-chan ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ's Things

Not all this "how did you get in my house?" business.

I started to suck using one hand to fuck my ass and the other to help push my own dick into my mouth. I got so far. I went all they way down until my nose brushed my slightly-hairy, bumpy sack. I licked and sucked my balls. Then I ran my tongue up my dick and the ridges of my veins.

When I got to the head I sucked and kissed it, then ran my tongue around the sensitive skin in a circular motion, almost cumming there I paused for a moment and grabbed a candle and fucked my ass as far as the candle would go (I couldn't believe how far I could get something up there!) I
couldn't wait any longer. My cock throbbed to fuck my face and I gave it the satisfaction. In one motion I jammed it into my throat and sucked hard as it came back.

In and out it went, and you could hear my muffled
grunts every time my nuts hit my face and the dildo hit my anal wall. I came, hard, all over my face and into my mouth, my dick was dripping from the explosion. It felt so good~

Gay: Fuck him

Lesbian: Fuck her

Bisexual: Fuck you, and also you

Polysexual: Fuck them

Pansexual: Fuck everyone

Omnisexual: Fuck the lot of you

Demisexual: Fuck you in particular

Queer: Fuck this

Straight: Fuck that

Asexual: Fuck no

I have a brother and we share everything with each other. One day his wife had just given birth and after thanking his doctor he pulled him aside and sheepishly asked, "How soon do you think we'll be able to have sex?"

After winking at him he said," I'm off duty in 10 minutes - meet me at the car park."

Fred and Mary got married, but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's parent's home for their first night together.

In the morning, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he's going out of the door to go to school, he asks his Mom if Fred and Mary are up yet.

She replies, "No".

Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school. "

Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?"

She replies, "No".

Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?"

His mom replies, "Nevermind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school."

After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?"

His mom says, "No".

He asks, "Do you know what I think?"

His mom replies, "Ok, tell me what you think?"

He says, "Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue."