Saw some random post about how all gays have a mole on their wrist (or bottom of hand). And I really do have it!! ʕ•͡•ʔ
Straight boys: Why are all the hot girls lesbian? Lesbians: Why are all the hot girls straight? Straight girls: Why are all the hot guys gay? Gay guys: Why are all the hot guys straight? Bisexual people: WHY ARE ALL THE HOT PEOPLE TAKEN? Pansexual people: Everyone is hot what do I do? Asexual people: what
...guy? I saw this question and I'm reading it for the 10th time and I still don't get it
Heterosexual - I'm a Coke fan. Homosexual - I'm a Pepsi fan. Bisexual - I'm a fan of both. Not at the same time, but either is fine. Polygamist - I mix mine together sometimes. Other times I just have a bunch of cans of one at a time. Transsexual - I drink my Coke out of a Pepsi glass or vice versa. Pansexual - It's all just soda to me, I drin......
Your reaction is the face your making right now.
Newlyweds are going at it in their apartment building. That is to say they are fucking hard. But the lady was very loud. So the next morning neighbor John tells the man, "Look Mike, I'm fine with the youngs having sex, but do you mind putting some tape over her mouth so the rest of us can get some sleep?" So Mike does. That night the young couple......
Spongebob = sponge = super absorbent = lives in Bikini Bottom. Spongebob is a tampon ʕ •̀ o •́ ʔ
A man on a flight to Chicago suddenly found himself having urgent need to use the bathroom. He headed over to the men's room nervously tapping his foot on the floor of the aircraft. Each time he tried to door, it was occupied. A stewardess noticed his predicament and told him, "I'll let you use the ladies room with on one condition - don't touch t......
Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, "Mom, what are those things on your chest!?" Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be forgotten. Johnny didn't forget. The following morning he asked his fatger the same question. His father, always quick with the ans......
A drunk blonde woman was sitting at a bar says to the barman, “Barfender, I’d like a marhini for my heartburn.” The barman mixes her drink and puts in down in front of her. A few minutes later, she calls him over and says, “Barfender, I’d like a marhini for my heartburn.” He rolls his eyes but mixes her drink anyway and sets it down in ......