A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up hers, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you 800$ to drop that towel." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops......
Condom: You always take my job for a whole week! Tampon: Yea, but when you fuck up, I lose my job for 9 months.
Two wolves fight inside you: one wants to cut off all your hair, the other wants to grow your hair out really long. You are gay.
I mean you either get twice the usual amount of dad jokes or get stuck into an infinite loop of "go ask your mom".
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