✧babybeel✧'s Things

Ho is u with the feds   reply

I used to watch How I Met Your Mother with my parents, and that one time Barney said he's getting laid tonight. I thought that was a funny way to say 'to lay down and sleep.' So, I said it during school that I wanted to get laid when I got home, and my teacher slapped my mouth, saying I was rude. (I think i was about 9 lmao)   1 reply

This is the saddest day of my life, they didnt even give me an ending with beel. Its just unfinished forever   3 reply

I had a dream that Chappell Roan was performing a concert in my living room. Each seat was a couch, arranged like theater seating, with the highest at the back and the lowest in the front. There was a huge stage with lights and speakers where the TV usually is. Anyways, I didnt have a ticket for some reason because I didnt know she was doing a con......   reply