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this is how i look when i go to bed at 5 am

Women after reading yaoi:

I think you are just horny and kinda dumb. I suggest you touching some grass before another person's genitalia.

Yknow what, I thought this website was bull but it actually gave me some words to live by

I CANNOT

damn im so glad they arent taking down anything good

I barely even read BL but have a shit-ton of these saved in my gallery

I think yes I want to be like him it's my dreamI like main character because he is really good person and make suffer to Asshole sinner for justice he is hero

Move on with my day

U must be named John cuz I ain’t cena thing

...well butter my buns and call me a biscuit!

*Heavy Breathing*

i'm lactose intolerant.

Mmm yes toxic bitches. alot but somehow when i want to answer my brain is not giving me names

Karma

All I can say is that I relate to this guy so much that it's actually concerning

Ma'am this is mcdonalds.

I actually just woke up and i met 3 japanese strangers in my dream and i still remember their faces istg they are fucking hoooot like im wondering if they actually exist but sadly i woken up the moment they gave me their insta like wtfff that was so mean i tried to go back to sleep to continue it but i CANNTTT