HUSH HUSH HUSH
BLUSH BLUSH BLUSH
NOW YOU'RE MY BIG FAT CRUSH
I'M SINGLE AS I CAN BE
YOU'RE SINGLE PERFECT FOR ME
IM GONNA GIVE YOU A BUNCH OF REASONS
WHY YOU SHOULD DATE ME
REASON NUMBER ONE IM SUPER HOT
REASON NUMBER TWO SHE'S SUPPER NOT
REASON NUMBER THREE IM ALL YOU GOT
AND ALL YOU GOT IS SOMEONE HOT
BOY CHECK MY RESUME
YOU WANT A BACKGROUND CHECK OKAY
FIRST NAME'S HOT AND LAST NAMES BITCH
WANNA GET WITH ME NOW THATS A STITCH
YOU THINK I'M A TRASH
HELL NO IM CLASS AND I GOT BIG FAT ASS
AND ALL I GOTTA SAY IS...
PLEASE DATE ME
CUZ IM SINGLE
S-I-N-G-L-E LOVE ME
AND HUG ME, AND TOUCH ME
AND, WELL, FUCK ME