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Doctor: "patient? Would you like to try drinking this cure-all-drug for your cancer instead of chemotherapy?"
Patient: "would that cure my cancer?"
Doctor: "of course, but you have to sign this waver with the contents of [not asking what the ingredients, if you ever found out the ingredients make sure not to be disgusted] and we will provide you the cure-all-drug for your cancer"
Patient: "ok doctor, I will sign it"