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joolia January 23, 2017 11:01 am

1. mistakes were definitely made.

3. vaginas are ugly

2.sasquatches are scary

232. i never used a dildo before but it looks fun.^^

?. OMG I WANT CONDOMS AS BEANIES. DUDE. THAT'D BE AMAZING.
OMG I WOULD WEAR THAT EVERYDAY.

no pun intended. hopefully.
puns are not funny anymore. >:(

(but i dont have much to offer. D: )

moan January 22, 2017 8:41 am

dang it.
mum i'm sorry for being a failure ;w;
now im part of the 'mum hates you bc you made a mistake' squad! *crri*

3 main facts that i've learned about types of pubic hair:
- landing strips
- um
- thats all i know
you should be a pubic hair teacher who teaches all about their pubic hair! <3
you can tell by just smelling them LOL

a cute but evil sasquatch ewe
*pats head*

MAKE IT RAIN DILDOSSSSSS!
I WOULD BE SWALLOWING THEM ALLLL~ >:}

LOL! IF ONLY CONDOMS WERE BEANIE HATs I WOULD wear them to school which could be bad bc i would get these weird stares from everyone, like bitch: HAVE YA NEVAH SEEN A CONDOM HAT?! they're like the latest trends on the internet now lmao

*squlch thrust squlch* >_> ...
i wonder where these sounds are "cumming" from...

( i already did lol x'D now give meh something in return! )

joolia January 19, 2017 4:14 am

imma take yOUR MESSAGE BOARD'S VIRGINITY.
MUAHHAHAHHA.
now we're even. ヾ(☆▽☆)

moan January 19, 2017 4:18 am

oh gosh darnet..
now my message board is tainted in sticky white glue (hohohoh it's not that other "white thing" tho. you dirty little perv~ ٩(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)۶)

joolia January 19, 2017 4:25 am
oh gosh darnet..now my message board is tainted in sticky white glue (hohohoh it's not that other "white thing" tho. you dirty little perv~ ٩(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)۶) moan

i totally WAS NOT thinking of that other moIST substance. (⊙…⊙ )
yOUR MESSAGE BOARD SHALL BE FOREVER TAINTED.

moan January 19, 2017 4:34 am
i totally WAS NOT thinking of that other moIST substance. (⊙…⊙ )yOUR MESSAGE BOARD SHALL BE FOREVER TAINTED. joolia

*touches board*
*nods head* hm. hm. it's veeeery moist indeed.
i think you have soiled too much o_O
I CAN EVEN SMELL THIS THING FROM A MILES AWAY. What. have. you. done, child?!
looks like a punishment must be done?~ what would you like for your discipline?

joolia January 19, 2017 4:44 am
*touches board* *nods head* hm. hm. it's veeeery moist indeed.i think you have soiled too much o_OI CAN EVEN SMELL THIS THING FROM A MILES AWAY. What. have. you. done, child?!looks like a punishment must be don... moan

*puts hand on chest and leans back*
you. are. a. do-s.

yOU SADIST~
not that it turns me on or anything. ⁄(⁄ ⁄·⁄ω⁄·⁄ ⁄)⁄

moan January 19, 2017 5:04 am
*puts hand on chest and leans back*you. are. a. do-s.yOU SADIST~ not that it turns me on or anything. ⁄(⁄ ⁄·⁄ω⁄·⁄ ⁄)⁄ joolia

OMG x'DD
the part where you put your hands one your chest reminded me of jesus for some reason. you trying to be innocent coz' your not! *grabs whip*... hurhurhur.

this whip.... is made in China.
hmm.. come to thinkk of it. this whip isn't sturdy enough. It's made out of vines. Shall I use it anyway? hmm. nah.. ama just gonna let you suffer with that.. *cough* twitching body of yours. LOL your already turned on just from that, eh?.. what shall i do? what shall do?.. yeah. ama just leave you be coz' you have already been bestound in a curse. A curse that keeps on giving you a turn on hohohooh. You shall live with it for the rest of your lyfe! >:] (without no cure) now what are YOU going to do?

joolia January 19, 2017 5:24 am
OMG x'DDthe part where you put your hands one your chest reminded me of jesus for some reason. you trying to be innocent coz' your not! *grabs whip*... hurhurhur.this whip.... is made in China.hmm.. come to thi... moan

aRG THIS ROLEPLAY.

if its made in china dont use it on me. :((
their manhuas are amazing but some of their products are just utter shit. ^^

hOW DID YOU BESTOUND (who uses that word x'D) a curse upon someone? yOU WITCH.
YOU SEXY WITCH.
i shall live with it for the rest of my life by turning it off with a switch. ╮( ̄▽ ̄)╭

(that moment when an accident happens; ignore that x'DD)

moan January 19, 2017 7:51 am
aRG THIS ROLEPLAY. if its made in china dont use it on me. :(( their manhuas are amazing but some of their products are just utter shit. ^^hOW DID YOU BESTOUND (who uses that word x'D) a curse upon someone? yOU... joolia

*chokes on hot chocolate* omfg..x'D
you almost killed me today!!

oh yeah, not only china but also JAPAN LOL. have you seen those weird items? hooly.. who would of thought that a sex mannequin doll would look sooo attractive. those plumpy lushes lips mmm darn... you really gotta try th- *coughs coughs* i mean i haven't tried them before.. never used them and never will *coughs* gosh these coughs sure are annoying >u> .... *coughs* *hac* *choke* *dies* x_x

HEY. don't judge my exquisite list of vocabsss! they're very dainty and divine! x'D and also.. the word "bestound" is uhm worded wrong. So we don't even know if it's a word since GOOGLE ain't correcting it.. ╮( ̄___ ̄)╭

WOWOWOWOWOWOOWOWOWO. *destroys switch* so.. what switch are you talking about? coz' i see nothin x)
unless if you're talking about me because i turn you on so hard like no other x'D (omfg that was literally a bad pun..)
OH AND THANK YOU FOR CALLIN ME SEXY. I'm sexy because I was born with it >:)
as for you, you're one DROP-DEAD RAVISHING EROTIC SEDUCTIVE SMOKIN slave! <3
you're mine foreva, you little masochist~ you shall become my one and only property! but first i have to mark you.. with my ʙᴏᴅʏ fried cooker stamp! I SHALL FRY YOU ALIVE! (wtf is wrong with me xD)

(i can't ignore something so precious! your mistake shall be scarred for life~)

joolia January 19, 2017 8:22 am
*chokes on hot chocolate* omfg..x'Dyou almost killed me today!!oh yeah, not only china but also JAPAN LOL. have you seen those weird items? hooly.. who would of thought that a sex mannequin doll would look sooo... moan

jAPAN IS SURE KNOWN FOR THEIR..STUFF..*whispers* porn.
bUT THEY CENSOR EVERYTHINGGGGG.
you know how usually girls get so many toys to use?
jAPAN OFFERS SO MANY TOYS FOR MEN AS WELL.
EQUALITY GUYS.
OTHER COUNTRIES LEARN FROM IT.
im sure men masturbate more than woman, i mean like come on. ( ̄へ ̄)

bestound is such a weird word tho. lets not talk about it ever again.

the switch that you destoryed :(( *cries*
thats a lot of adjectives. i can tell you get A+'s for english, like DAMN. THANK YOU BBY. (≧∀≦) but.

s-s-s-s-s-s-s-slave?!
since when was i your slave? ╥﹏╥
mistress pls dont hurt me~
i will be a good girl, i promise.
(weird bc i usually take the dominate role but i dont dislike it. (●'◡'●)ノ )

(uGH THAT MISTAKE MAKES ME CRINGE, I CANT GET RID OF IT.)

moan January 20, 2017 5:26 am
jAPAN IS SURE KNOWN FOR THEIR..STUFF..*whispers* porn.bUT THEY CENSOR EVERYTHINGGGGG. you know how usually girls get so many toys to use?jAPAN OFFERS SO MANY TOYS FOR MEN AS WELL. EQUALITY GUYS.OTHER COUNTRIES ... joolia

lol. i learned something new today!
i learned that you like uncensored porn scenes >w> hooo.
readin these "fun" facts about you makes me laugh x'D
so you're the graphic-type that likes to see the dicks! oml.
(i hope it's not too graphic though coz' i'm not into that shit.. everytime i see a really graphic one.. i close out of my tab and pretend i saw nothing.. and also pray to jesus to make me go to hornyheaven not pornyHELL)

and yeah.. japan is weird af. they have this... dick celebration which you celebrate every year (i think?)
many Japanese people sell those porn items but since it's a themed event, they sell DILDOS, DICK RUBBERS, DICK FIGURINES, DICK KEYCHAINS, DICK EVERYTHING. like cmon' what is this shit?! you think (female) tourists are gonna like this? now that's pretty fucked up!
what's next? a vagina celebration made for men?.. pls. japan. you've already been fucked in the ass many times. so. pls. stop what you're doing now >_<

but what? ;n; do you not like it? i will stop.. only if you give me something in return~ (those A+'s aren't enough to satisfy me but those would be the best achievements in real life)

since when? since you were a baby! huehuehue..
i have been watching since you were very young!
you shall never escape from my sight now, even beneath my shadows~
AND SO THEN, THE MISTRESS AND THE SLAVE LIVED "HAPPILY" EVER AFTER.
oml, was that even a roleplay? it just magically started ^^;;
(oo, would you like to take the dominate role next? coz' i suck at being one lol)

(what's funny is that i'm the only one who can delete it, hah. now what shall i do? keep or delete)

joolia January 20, 2017 6:17 am
lol. i learned something new today!i learned that you like uncensored porn scenes >w> hooo. readin these "fun" facts about you makes me laugh x'Dso you're the graphic-type that likes to see the dicks! oml... moan

i literally just laughed and said
"how the fuck do i reply to this masterpiece?"

SOME DICKS ARE PRETTY..SOME.
ITS FUN TO PLAY WITH FORESKIN..SOMETIMES.
you know how girls have ombre hair or something? guys can have ombre dicks.
like it fades lighter when it goes to the tip? or maybe to the base? idk, i havent seen dick on tumblr for a while.
fUCK CENSORSHIP.

thERE'S A DICK CELEBRATION?!
I WANT IN. OMO. i'd gladly buy everything for shits and giggles..maybe for my own pleasure lololol.
japan really should stop tho lmaooo. theres this famous pedo called "nipple geezer" who rubs his nipples and stares at school girls..so... bAHHAHA but fucked up dude bc he decided assault a girl. ;; u ruined it for yourself you geezer.

roleplay was 10/10
star performance i'd shall say. ヾ(☆▽☆)
(idk man, starting a whole new rolepl-)

MUAHHAHA BOW DOWN TO ME PESKY SERVANT.
YOU SHALL BE LICKING MY --UM, MY THRONE.
MY THRONE THAT GIVES OFF HORMONES.
( i dont even know, dont ask)

(AND YES, DELETE THAT SHIT. ITS CRINGYYYY.)
(OMG I DID IT AGAIN HOLY SHIT. IM DUMB. DELETE BOTH OF THEM. I BEG. AS YOUR MISTRESSS. I DEMAND YOU TO TAKE THOSE DOWN. XDD)

moan January 21, 2017 4:47 am
i literally just laughed and said"how the fuck do i reply to this masterpiece?"SOME DICKS ARE PRETTY..SOME.ITS FUN TO PLAY WITH FORESKIN..SOMETIMES.you know how girls have ombre hair or something? guys can have... joolia

AH FUCK. I ALSO MADE THE SAME MISTAKE!
.....








oOoOO. you have been lookin at dicks in such a weird way ewe
inspecting the color and shading. what else? the pubic hair?
omfg, i once saw elvis presley pubic hairstyle on a dick.. like w.t.f?!
i mean it's kute.. so very kute but uhm.. uh. how should i say this?..
WHO SHAVES THEIR PUBIC HAIR AND MAKE INTO A HAIR STYLE? NOT ONLY GUYS BUT GIRLS TOO! YEAH, GIRLS! >:[
(it must really painful, no? shall we do it? naaahahah, i don't want to share the pain)

lmao, you wanna join the dick parade? x'D
imagine you holding up a flag that says, "TEAM DICKHEADS"..
you would be swoooshing the flag up and down.. right and left.... while saying: "GOOOOO DICKHEADS!" *chokes*
instead of having fun, i think it would be extremely weird >w<
ohohohoo, use all the dildos in public! that would be a pleasing performance ;D
*throws dalla bills in the air*

"nipple geezer" BRUH LEMMEH JOIN THE PARTY! Except i would be usin my ass.. since it feels itchy as fk~
and he decided to assault a girl?! *gasps* IT CAN'T BE A 5 YEAR OLD?!!?!

wooah. just when you didn't wanna roleplay, you get into action anyway... o.o
and wtf is hormone throne? X'DD
*licks throne* yup, i taste dah spurm.
but where did this spurm come from?..

(okay okay fine. but..if you make another same mistake, i won't be taking it down! muahahahah >:))

joolia January 21, 2017 8:08 am
AH FUCK. I ALSO MADE THE SAME MISTAKE!.....oOoOO. you have been lookin at dicks in such a weird way eweinspecting the color and shading. what else? the pubic hair?omfg, i once saw elvis presley pubic hairstyle ... moan

bAHHAHA NICE. WELCOME TO TEAM MISTAKE. ╮( ̄▽ ̄)╭

THERE ARE CERTAINLY TYPES OF PUBIC HAIR?
like girls do
- landing strips
- um
- thats all i know

bUT YE, THEY DO EXIST BUT I DONT DO SHIT BC I CBF HONESTLY.
its a forest shh.
(im such a sasquatch :( )

ayyyyy, make IT RAIN.
TALKING ABOUT DICKEHEADS,,, I REMEMBER THIS ONE LINE THAT MADE ME LAUGH TOO HARD IN A STORY ON WATTPAD.
AHEM.

"you're such a fucking dick, why dont you put a condom on your head?"

oR SOMETHIN LIKE DAT AND I DIED.
I WAS LIKE 13 AND THOUGHT THAT SHIT WAS HI-FUCKIN-LARIOUS.


anyways roleplaying
spurm.
*squirt squirt*

(you wont take it down even if i beg? :'( )

moan January 22, 2017 8:42 am
bAHHAHA NICE. WELCOME TO TEAM MISTAKE. ╮( ̄▽ ̄)╭THERE ARE CERTAINLY TYPES OF PUBIC HAIR? like girls do- landing strips- um- thats all i know bUT YE, THEY DO EXIST BUT I DONT DO SHIT BC I CBF HONESTLY. ... joolia

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE. I'm BECOMING AN ULTRA FAILURE AT POST MY SHITTTS.







dang it.
mum i'm sorry for being a failure ;w;
now im part of the 'mum hates you bc you made a mistake' squad! *crri*

3 main facts that i've learned about types of pubic hair:
- landing strips
- um
- thats all i know
you should be a pubic hair teacher who teaches all about their pubic hair! <3
you can tell by just smelling them LOL

a cute but evil sasquatch ewe
*pats head*

MAKE IT RAIN DILDOSSSSSS!
I WOULD BE SWALLOWING THEM ALLLL~ >:}

LOL! IF ONLY CONDOMS WERE BEANIE HATs I WOULD wear them to school which could be bad bc i would get these weird stares from everyone, like bitch: HAVE YA NEVAH SEEN A CONDOM HAT?! they're like the latest trends on the internet now lmao

*squlch thrust squlch* >_> ...
i wonder where these sounds are "cumming" from...

( i already did lol x'D now give meh something in return! )

joolia January 23, 2017 11:03 am
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE. I'm BECOMING AN ULTRA FAILURE AT POST MY SHITTTS.dang it.mum i'm sorry for being a failure ;w;now im part of the 'mum hates you bc you made a mistake' squad! *crri*3 main facts that i've l... moan

1. mistakes were definitely made.

3. vaginas are ugly

2.sasquatches are scary

232. i never used a dildo before but it looks fun.^^

?. OMG I WANT CONDOMS AS BEANIES. DUDE. THAT'D BE AMAZING.
OMG I WOULD WEAR THAT EVERYDAY.

no pun intended. hopefully.
puns are not funny anymore. >:(

(but i dont have much to offer. D: )


UHG WHY DONT I LEARN FROM MY MISTAKE?s
THEY sAY YOU LEARN FROM YOUR MISTAKES BUT NOOO.
I MADE THE SAME MISTAKE LIKE A GIBBIOLON TIMES.
HELP ME. ╥﹏╥