Imagine how much pain she was in when she was givin birth to this big headed ass midget with a football as a head. That shit prolly stretched out her cooch to a 10 inch diameter. Like imagine being in your forties an your pussy already worn down an loose w/ the years of an 80 yr old.
While masturbating? Unless a certain spot is touched no, I had to learn to keep quiet because my sister doesn’t know how to knock and we can’t lock doors in my house, but close to orgasming? Yes, I have to cover my mouth sometimes cause it’s hard to keep quiet
@No.
im feeling devious today yalls booty not safe
the weirdest dream I had once was when I finally hit puberty and right after I realized that I am gay. It was so vivid that I still remember this though this happened 8 years ago. I went to the toilet as usual and peed but something was missing. IT WAS MY JAZZBOYJUNIOR THAT WENT MISSING. I got panicked and realized no one was home. I went straight......
Just go buy a cream pie at the store then? I recommend chocolate cream pies. Yum!
idk man even if that thing didnt almost die it was still a crazy ass election. he is a literal felon who has committed multiple crimes against the security of america and redneck hillbillies still ride him...on the other hand we have a senile 80 year old man who zones out everytime he sees lights or has to speak in a room with more than one person.......
Feminine men tf??? is that even a question? who gives a shit about masculine men these days ITS ALL ABOUT MASCULINE WOMEN AND FEMININE MEN. PRETTY MEN SUPREMACY ARE YOU KIDDING ME!??? I RATHER HAVE A FEMINIE LOVELY DOVEY THAN HAVE A DUDE THAT LOOK LIKE UNCOOKED CHICKEN ON STEROIDS. (no offense to Major Kwak) BUT JUST LOOK AT THIS. I BELIEVE IN MAJO......
To be seduced by me
My favorite ending is when I go to bed. I especially like it when I wake up well rested. It’s surprisingly hard to find good stories with both plotlines tho. I’ve only seen 3-4 so far, and I’ve been looking for 19ish years(?)
I really d'ont remember the name (´。＿。｀)
Is anyone else embarrassed of something they posted here when they were you...