Burnt Toast's Things

“There are four things you can be in life; sober, tipsy, drunk, and hungover, and tipsy is the only one where you’re not crying” “What if a relationship is just someone slowly figuring out they don’t like you quite as much as they thought they did” — James Acaster And like any quote from The Office   reply

Teenage boys are truly the WOAT   reply

Am I burning the toast, are they burning toast, or is my funture lover a piece of burnt toast? I guess I’ll have to wait and see   1 reply