“Home already?” That poor thing but lmfao I can’t say I’m not laughing cuz his face. (づ￣ ³￣)づ
How about u scoot ur lil ass off the planet and LET MY BABIES GET MARRIED IN PEACE JEEZ.
This is like the opposite of me at school or with family cuz I'm always undercover just like oo yes girls are da shit MHMMM
*whips out straight porn and big titty model posters*
But fr tho, this dude about to be a secret gaygent. ;)
If I had a dick it would've exploded by now.. that wuz so juicy o my ヾ(☆▽☆)
*INHALES* BOI I SWEAR IF HE DOESNT SLAP HER ASS ACROSS THE ROOM, THINKING SHE CAN JUST STELA HIS HUBBY WITHOUT EVEN GETTING PUNISHED I ARTGJFJSJZJDJEJDJDJD IM SALTY
LITERALLY WHAT I WAS SCREAMING. HE NEEDS TO LEAF HURRICANE THIS BITCH. THROW HER AT A WALL AAAHH ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ