Yes... yes it was me who ate the whole chocolate cake last night while y'all were sleeping- No Jeff I don't have diabetes yet
I regret my momentary hornyness of a decision to tap this and find…what ever this is You came here to find comerades but only found a multitude of enemies Come back to the real world we’re milk is eaten with cereal.
either you pull that banana out of you asshole or have fun using the toilet
Due to personal reasons I have become Jared, 19, and can no longer fucking read.
i went to mars and met an alien, they then gave me the name chim chim which in alien language translates to stupid bish.
GO TF TO SLEEP, Tree forg, Maki Roll, Fruity loops, um-, and sindsb were fucking icons. I dare yall to change my mind
I must say you're quite hilarious for thinking I actually remember other's usernames...
This person got me cracking up at 2am In the morning
This person right here this comment will never not be funny perfect timing especially after the anguish that is felt after that chapter this gem comes along and makes it all better
They say age is just a number but forget that Jail is just a room
I heard my step father mastrubate/fuck my mother at like 4:45 am one time. Proof that it was real? I found the used condom the next day.
My face when it's good: My face when it's shit: My face when the plot is shit, so I can't understand shit so i'm just C O N F U S E D: (this ad was brought to you by the elegance that is my bootycheeks, bts memes, and the rancid children at my door asking for candy.)
pretend in the comments, we are all eating our dinner together