They say age is just a number but forget that Jail is just a room
I heard my step father mastrubate/fuck my mother at like 4:45 am one time. Proof that it was real? I found the used condom the next day.
My face when it's good: My face when it's shit: My face when the plot is shit, so I can't understand shit so i'm just C O N F U S E D: (this ad was brought to you by the elegance that is my bootycheeks, bts memes, and the rancid children at my door asking for candy.)
FERID TOUCHED MIKAS BUTT KWBDJSBSBSJ BYEEE akutagawa from bungou stray dogs- eye
'Anything' you said I masturbated to this so much my stomach muscles feel like I did a 20 minute workout focusing only on my stomach
Lots of people hated the Chinese guy from A Guy Like You but I actually wanted him to end up with Jinha instead of Siwon. It’s not that I loved him, it’s just that I liked and preferred him over Siwon ╮(￣▽￣)╭
I love a good mind break . Don't get me wrong 100% fucked up in real life, but as pure crazy fucked up smut 10/10 .
I hate when my family talks about how useless I am. "You don't do anything all day" "When you get a job, you're gonna suck 'cause you can't do anything" "So fucking useless" "God, can't you be a little more grateful?" I do quite a bit for my family and yet it is never enough. I'm not allowed to complain or I'm being ungrateful. When I hear thin......
"you're fat" like duh thanks Susan we didn't have a mirror so thanks for telling me I swear I didn't know
Pedophilia...