I read this in one go at 3 am and I think:
First of all I'm glad this is not your cliche "I'm married to a monster no one wants and turns out he can turn into a hot human". Second of all holy sh¡t this is one of the weirdest things I've read but it's alright tho I've read worse (like srsly worse I want to erase it on my mind)(⊙…⊙ )