silent_wisp's Things

Guess who has two thumbs and just got jumpscared by explicit sh pics!!! I wasn’t expecting to see that today gee whiz :’)
Anyways anybody have anything interesting to distract me? I’m desperate haha

I found out I probably have a chronic illness and my big sister sat me down and told me if I end up becoming infertile because of it, she would be glad to be a surrogate if I ever wanted kids.
That’s so sweet, but it’s crazy how she’s simultaneously willing to carry my child for nine months and won’t even go downstairs to get me a glass of water

I read Venus in Furs, and I thought it was cool, but I don’t have anyone to talk about it with even though the book is free online through the Gutenberg project :(
It’s a story written by a malesub with a long list of fetishes talking about his mock marriage with a woman who he REALLY wants to beat him into a pulp
And did I mention it was written in the 1800s??? And it’s a true story??
The first part of the novella is basically just the main character going “yess keep talking about your radical ideologies queen. Btw, you should like, step on me?? PLEASE??”
This is a piece of history!!!! Please share it with me…

My cat just tickled my left asscheek. I don’t really know how to feel about it. Just kinda disturbed, I think.

But like… I’m actually not good enough just imagine, for a moment…
5’10, blond, adorable, universally agreed to be attractive, head in the clouds, sweet, always excited to see you, aspiring missionary pilot, helps in childcare at church for fun, sociable but not overbearing, shy bean, farmer’s boy.

HOW. How could someone be more perfect and pure, please send help I feel my soul is too tainted for this angel, I’m so cooked