silent_wisp's Things

OK. Is he Jesus Coded?
Cut the yaoi and get back to God.

1: harass them. Persistence is key! Make alts if you have to
2: threaten to kill them
3: ???
4: make out in the park

Idk how that worked honestly

kids these days. They’re so busy inventin’ new pro-nouns and eating aborted babies they’ve forgotten the way of the Lord.

When I was a young’un, we didn’t do no “hook-up’s” or nothin like the hell-bound queers these days. We’d go behind the barn on Sunday and bend over our brother (in Christ of course.) We still ain’t no sodomites though, of course we always kept it to a chaste blowie or thigh-fuck. “If it ain’t goin in the hole, heaven is still the goal,” can I get an amen??

An image of the extensive list of lovely options is in my (silent_wisp) comment, and here’s the original source if you want further information https://archive.org/details/the-homosexual-society-1962/page/n3/mode/1up

I might’ve maybe accidentally almost moaned when she put her fingers in but that’s unrelated
The physical therapy the doctor mentioned after is also mostly internal, like huh? It hurt when you put two fingers in so you want me to put more things in?? You want me to go to physical therapy so they can put a VIBRATING WAND INSIDE MY VAJAJAY?? I didn’t know government insurance covered lesbian escort services these days!!!
Fuck this man it’s been a day and my hip still hurts. I feel like I got stabbed in the ovary