If you don’t wanna be his wife, I’ll be his wife, bottom!
Take me in mafia daddy I’m also a useless puppy with a shitty personality who eats well
Is the uke really an illegitimate child? But he mentioned his dad loved his mom(baroness) so if that means he’s their child, why did he say ‘then why was I born, why didn’t you use proper contraception?”
i think he and everyone else believes he is but his father has denied him being illegitimate all his life so we dont really know for sure
Didn’t anyone see the Baroness giving birth to him. Surely some relatives or at least servants must've known she had been pregnant. Women carry babies 8-9 months, surely she couldn’t stay hidden that long.
thats why everyone is convinced he's illegitimate. but he was born before the baroness died so its really anyones guess right now
Oh to have a husband who’d wipe my feet with his (big) dick
Where does he shit in the cave
better question: how does he shit with an egg in him…
Much better question: how is his stomach flat when he has an egg inside him
Much much better question: how is he alive with that temperature, frequent sex and egg
Much much much better question is rock and water sustainable as food, like does the sperm count as protein how is he still buff???
His belly will get bigger in a few chapters.
ur the alpha of the century, u speak
Speaking of Rocks, here's a woman who is addicted to eating rocks for 20 years: https://youtu.be/BOU_mXAO6eo?si=_SWTV91e2rW7CpsJ
Oh, I heard that in Kazakhstan, some people likes to eat clay as a snack because to some thinks it contains a lot of minerals. Yet the doctors over there don't recommend it
The alien’s dick looks like it’s coming out of his belly button… and oho are we gonna get a gang bang now?
Nah he will be saved
She was acting like cirrus’s oh so good friend and all it took was some stupid shit to turn her on back on him? She doesn’t even act like she likes chan il so why so serious now huh
Reading this since 2021… with all the hiatuses and all I don’t remember anything the emotions this masterpiece is supposed make me feel is so here and there I best reread this but I’m too lazy pls help
dawg i’m on the same boat as you smhhhh lmfaoooo
Bruhhh I thought I was the only one
You don’t deserve him
HELLO???? THIS COMMENT IS INSANE CONSIDERING ALL THAT HAPPEND WHAT./lh
girl shut up and go read the whole story again smh
I keep putting myself in cirrus’ shoes I just fucking relate to him ok I can’t explain it it’s just my opinion(very emotional rn)
ngl girl I feel you I kin Cirrus rlly hard too. He's done a lot of fucked up crap but he's srsly just a boy and that bpd is hard hitting.
I'm sorry you're going through something rn, I hope u find the help and support you need :)/gen
Ho is u coo?? No seriously why are u being aggro.
Girl are you cool?? Your chronically online ass uses a damn tone indicator at the end of nearly every damn sentence you type, don't talk to me about sounding aggressive if you can't put meaning to words without a new fucking dictionary of twitter abbreviations. I only acted that way because OP didn't elaborate on what they meant therefore sounded stupid, but with their later comment I realized it was coming from a more sensitive place. I'm sorry bitch.
I'm not even chronically online?? Using tone indicators helps to avoid miscommunication when reading texts,it's to help. Js because ur able to read text js fine doesn't mean someone else can.(this can be seen as abilest btw so u should phrase it differently) I can be aggro n "put meaning into my words" js as much as u can using tone indicators doesn't change that, if anything it refines it. NOT TO MENTION U USED 'OP'??? (The irony) (￣Д￣)？