ew what the fuckity fucking fucks of fuck you ugly goose get away from my bitch
i wanna be mad at him but morally i can't but practically i am but technically i will and rationally i can't but emotionally i will but logically i shouldn't but pragmatically i can't but sentimentally no, realistically yes.
My rationale: wha—
Me: shush. This is exactly how I feel.
idk ab yall i prefer a humorous vampire cop over a pretty douchebag villain that is trying to kill my humorous vampire cop
this is too cute i cant my kidneys are gonna come out with all these cuteness
yeahhh. i can get a good night's sleep now