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lmao why is this so accurate

WHAT

so they jump straight to fucking or sumn?

I hide my phone whenever my dad comes home cuz he be like "can I borrow ur phone for tomorrow?? ur phone is nice hehe" jokingly .... UM?!?!?!???? NO WAY IN HELL??? JOKING WITH WHO?? NO. BECAUSE INSIDE THIS PHONE OH GOOD LORD .. .. anyways, my defense mechanism only works whenever my dad comes home and im careless as fuck when he's out so my sister ......

well, we are Muslims.

i- i mean yeah probably

me trying to destroy the evidence before anyone else finds out:

my ass would be whooped and i wouldn’t feel anything for the next week

Helpp.

i think that theyd actually get mad and scream at me and id get grounded, maybe id get abandoned since my parents are homophobic and stuff but fuck them, like, its not like i give a fuck about dem

Well- Time to die i guess

Should I be scared or happy?

i'm living with a happy ending anybody want somethin

lmao

guess I’m living with Naruto and his son

ig I'm committing arson with klee don't tell jean

for a long time i always do this when i meet strangers... thoughts about how they would look like while having sex or thoughts about me chopping their bodies would surface. either way it feels exhausting to actually act upon this thoughts so i further stray away from my inner serial killer self and bitch slut self everytime i go out.

I have a major voice fetish hehe. Yeah...I'm pretty much a weirdo. I think I'm bipolar but I'm not sure... I'm also indecisive. I'm a major weeb and I'm not ashamed to say that out loud and also a fujoshi.

I hate milk