hA IM FAILING TOO, LET’S FAIL TOGETHERRR
Wait shit, I wanna see how people react to a breastfeeding father in public since they like shaming breastfeeding moms when they see them-
Exercise? I exercised for a week but gave up when online class became more demanding, then my period came earlier than expected, so maybe try exercising? It also helps with the pain
she telling me to pray for her cause they didn’t use protection but I’m here laughing, y’all I might become a aunt I’m crying.
03 06,2021
Well, did you know they eat their mom’s poop? By sticking their heads out it’s mom’s pouch, they nuzzle against her butt and She releases some normal poop pellets, followed by a runnier, protein-rich substance, called pap, im cursed with this knowledge and i want you to suffer with me
The asshole expands during sex as the ghost thrusts in, now a random passerby comes in without knowing and sees the orifice gaping in front of his eyes and now the bottom starts having his belly inflate but the passerby watches as invisible cum drips from the bottom’s asshole……………
Make the human the top and we’ll talk, but it might l......
If mangago had an app it would be my comfort app, but the closest thing i have is a shortcut of it in my ipad
Damn you guys really wanna be in a yaoi so bad, be careful now, y’all might become ugly bastards and not ikemen or whatever
Instead of blaming it on what you wear, giving you pepper spray would’ve been better
There’s a mickey mouse doujin mind you :))
Im not surprised, I checked facebook and suddenly teenage pregnancy is a trend here, they should really hand out free condoms or birth control goddamn it
Didnt you say they didn’t take baths? Welp, I guess moms smelled like sugary eagle poop with extra vinegar
I shall join, but what time do we start talking about the glorious pp and boob-
“I need a love potion”
“Great! Gimme 20+ aborted babies”
“What”
“Yes”
Imagine going to your enemy after killing them and then you see him erect, without knowing it was just fashion, you wonder if getting killed was his fetish or was getting penetrated by a bullet that nice
My weirdly mlp obsessed emo phase was a thing-
My life is falling apart
Also, i make corny pick up lines
Saddest shit I’ve seen all day, like wow straggot isn’t even a slur
