I snorted smarties and now my nose is bleeding. I don't think that's a good thing... Why do I do these things. Anyways, what's the worst decision you've made?

My best friend's named Potato Monster because its an inside joke from when we were in Kindergarten. ( ̄▽ ̄)

I know this by experience. So fish need oxygen in the water and if they don't have good air circulation they'll start gasping at the top for air. Found this out because my little brother started crying about his fish because they died. I personally already knew this but forgot to tell him. Am I a murderer? Am I a monster for doing so?......

TO KEEP MYSELF FROM INTERNALLY SCREAMING CAN WE PLEASE TALK ABOUT TURTLES OR STUFF?????????????

HEY SO UMMM UPDATE SHE SAW THE EMAIL IN MATTERS OF SECONDS AND SHE'S GOING TO "TALK" TO ME ON MONDAY JLHDKHDKJHSK I'M SCAREDDDD UPDATE 2: So all she said was the iconic "I expected better from you blah blah blah..." But never told my parents so I guess I'm safe?

Sooo I just sent my teacher an email about idk an assignment or smth and I sent it using my email elmosmassiveschlong HELP!!!!!!! I EVEN SIGNED IT WITH MY FULL NAME!!!!!! this is what get for trying to do last minute hw while reading BLs

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I wish :(

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Mental Stability

Elmo'sMassiveSchlong asked question about eat crayon

I HAVE THIS STUPID FUCKING THING STUCK IN MY HEAD https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LvlG2dTQKg

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That happened to me on an old account and I legit couldn't post anything so I had to make a new account.
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I am ashamed I am Not putting this in my bio
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I found out my mom smokes weed and my dad threatened to put me in a mental hospital. So things are going great... Anyways, how are you guys?

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I walk a lonely road The only one that I have ever known Don't know where it goes But it's only me, and I walk alone I walk this empty street On the boulevard of broken dreams Where the city sleeps And I'm the only one, and I walk alone I walk alone, I walk alone I walk alone, and I walk a My shadow's only one that walks beside me My shallow heart'......

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I was 9. In my defense, I was a curious little shit okay.
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Just share one of the most shittiest things that's happened to you recently. Or you can just rant if you want.

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Just share one of the most shittiest things that's happened to you recently. Or you can just rant if you want.