Why does this guy look like the dehydrated turtle from gumball
"You raped me"
"But my mom left me when I was 8"
"Oh, alright. You're forgiven"
Like be so fucking fr
i especially hate it when the uke at the start of the story is masculine but over time and usually after the uke gets fucked he then gets twinkified or like more feminine
I was watching! Though a lot of my friends didn’t bc boycotts which I understand.
I was so happy Switzerland won! Nemo was my favourite️
AND OMFG I WAS SO MAD ABT NETHERLANDS GETTING DROPPED OMG JOOST DESERVES JUSTICE I loved him in the semi finals the booing in the Final today that the EBU struggled to filter out was really telling lol. Espe......
Justice for Joost! Didn't watch, lost all interest when he got DQed :( It's nice that Switzerland won though, that was a good act. And yes, fuck EBU. -Another Dutch person.
Though the EBU has been political for quite some time, this is the occasion that they made it most obvious. Me and my family boycotted it although we usually enjoy watching it and laughing at the ridiculous songs they perform. This year honestly was so disgusting, especially if you were watching with German hosts that kept on trying to neutralise b......
I fr dgaf if the man is the greenest of flags I'd choose the bear
"Not even—" yeah no one
BEAR BEAR BEAR BEAR!!! i have no survival skills anyways so i'll just kick off my ultimate wish on my bucket list (hugging a bear) and just get mauled and die a considerably less painful death (aka like hypothermia or like starving to death or getting poisoned etc.)
Yuri/lesbian/GL stories
I can’t get enough of women crushing on women.