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People seriously believe that preferences in bed have something to do with personality or looks? For real....?

I know that the seme/uke, top/bottom fights are nothing serious and mostly a joke matter but I have actually seen on YT a video where gay couple was asked who tops and who bottoms and the more "femine" guy said he mostly tops and people made fun of him, said he is lying, no way in hell, that he is neko (yeah fans used words like Neko, even UKE) etc. I was so appalled. Don't ever do that.

my friends all make fun of me ono. they tell me all about how pathetic i am all the time. if only i could have them know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. If only they knew that I'm trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. they are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe them the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. They think they can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fuckers. As I speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and their IP is being traced right now so they better prepare for the storm, maggots. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing they call their life. They're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill them in over 700, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe their miserable asses off the face of the continent. If only they could have known what unholy retribution their little “clever” comments were about to bring down upon them, maybe they would have held their fucking tongue. But they couldn’t, and now they're paying the price. I will shit fury all over them and they will drown in it. They're fucking dead, kiddos.

(this is a parody of everyone that asks for mental help advice on a gay porn website. i love yaoi btw so mangago dont ban me it's manga related)

Some common yaoi tropes/logic:
-"Condoms are for pussies; I'm fucking ASS-"
-"You're not stopping me? I'll take that as consent."
-"My body's acting on it's own! I can't stop myself!"
-"bUT WE'rE bOtH gUyS-"
-*random weird sound effects*
-"You're saying no, but your body is saying yes-"
-"uwah~"

May I say that there seems to be a confusion about different notes? ( Actually three?)
I see some readers saying that the note in the jacket is the same one He Tian gave Mo in chapter 160 but I don't think that's correct....

Chapter 160 : we first see He Tian ordering Mo Guan Shan to give a note to someone and he says Mo Guan Shan can't look at it. Mo Guan Shan rips the note apart and then He Tian beats him up. Mo Guan Shan, all beaten up, says to He Tian that he hating He Tian more and more. To what He Tian says that he didn't want Mo to like him more and more.

So, first note --> given by He Tian directly and destroyed by Mo Guan Shan on spot. Important thing about his note: He Tian gave this in the open to Mo Guan Shan and also it was BEFORE they had the 'like me more and more' chat so He Tian couldn't possibly be referring to the chat.

Chapter 166: we see Mo Guan Shan putting some change in his pocket and then finding a note from He Tian. From his attitude we know that this is not a hidden note, Mo Guan Shan knew he had it, he had just forgotten. Also, we can conclude that after beating him up He Tian in the end wrote another note and forced Mo Guan Shan to do what he had asked before. We see Mo Guan Shan is about to open the note when he sees He Tian running ( the chapter where He Tian is trying to prevent his brother from kidnap Jian Yi).

So, second note ---> given by He Tian directly after Mo Guan Shan destroyed the first one. Supposedly has the same text as the first one and the instruction not to open.

Chapter 177: Between chapter 166 and 177, the forced kiss had already happened and we see Mo Guan Shan upset getting into his room. There is a piece of crumpled paper in his bed.... the second note from 166 that replace the one Mo Guan Shan destroyed. We know Mo Guan Shan didn't opened the note until now because he gets to read it now and it says: " Idiot, I knew you would look. Come make me some stew'. So, that first/second note was just a prank, He Tian provoking Mo Guan Shan as usual.

So, second note, the one from previous chapter 166 and the replacement from the first one: a prank note, not the same one that it was given later in the jacket.

Chapter 188: After the fight with She Li, the chapter where He Tian puts the jacket on Mo Guan Shan. The note referring to the chat they had back in chapter 160 was hidden there. It was something He Tian didn't want to give it directly, he wanted Mo Guan Shan to find it.

So, the third note --> not the one from chapter 160 or 166. It was something He Tian wrote after, referring to what he had once said but turned out not to be true and slip in the jacket hoping Mo Guan Shan would find it.

Does that make sense?

I just met you
And this is crazy
But here's my number
Help fertilize my babies

Okay so this ain't manga related at all but, I've been really digging BL themed dramas lately. I just finished Addicted and rewatched 2Moons for about the 100 time now. I currently have no dramas to watch;; If any of you have any good BL themed drama recommendations then PLEASE comment some. Ya girl is desperate.

Do butterflies remember life as a caterpillar?

I'm getting tired of yaoi mangas where the uke is too weak and wont even fight back when they're molested or raped. I want to see an uke who wont take no shit and wont hesitate to punch the seme if it goes too far.
It's getting boring when a seme takes a liking to an uke then promptly molests him and the uke wont even fight back because "he's lost to the pleasure" -_-
Is there any manga like that?

Is any yaoi about Egypt??? I mean historical...