it better be a hot policeman or i aint going
Remember when we used to have proper English? Me neither
running before this man rocks my shit HIDE YOUR KIDS I HEAR HIM! *Fee fi fo fum* *dies*
To calm myself down when I was mad as a kid ( I have very bad anger issues ) I used to imagine beating the living shit out of the people pissing me off. I also threw an apple at one of my friends head because she stepped on a dead frog :) I have also developed a blood/knife kink from when I used to self h//rm, and so whenever I’m aroused I’ll b......
Younger me: Trying to fit in Depressed girl... Older Me: Not depressed anymore & being me. Plus longer hair (:
younger me: loud, cheerful, energetic brat who accepts all the shitty requests of everyone me now: bitch with anger issues who can't stand the slightest noise
when I was young, I liked black. now, I still like black.
Me then: crybaby who’s afraid of everything, cries at slightest inconvenience Me now: emotionless sarcastic ass, at least I got better glasses and got rid of the ugly haircut
Can we just appreciate the detail into this. Cus I'm mf hungry.
mangago won't let me upload cute cat gif so take kobeni
well.. ive admittedly done a lot of stupid shit (mostly falling asleep in class & waking up like, an hour after class has ended) but nothing can top our teacher giving us 10 minutes to do an exercise & muting himself so we can work on it by ourselves, only to whip out a porn website & start watching porn.. in the middle of class.. totally forgettin......
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