Harry's a virgin, the sword doesn't want to be here when he isn't, Yveria finds out she has non-existent daddy issues oh, hired some widows... OH and some child labour.
The letter is so god damn passive aggressive he just went like "hey missed you, you didn't accept any of my invitations but hey the hunting things gonna happen so I'm gonna hunt you down so you can keep your word good? Good. -From Kalisto" he just sounds so vindictive throughout the whole thing.
And her first thought is how she could better her aim so that she could shoot him no problem
Hades: "Oh, um anisha you're so forward" he says while clutching his hands to his bosom like an affronted maiden
Anisha: B*tch we're engaged
Hades: but still....
Geordo : Sorry I can't acxompany you I'm engaged
Girl: I heard she was going to move to another country
Geordo: * silently walks away*
Girl: Where are you going!!?!
Geordo: *silently speed walking*
Meanwhile in Geordo's mind......
FUCK FUCK FUCK NOT MY DUMBASS , THAT DUMBASS IS THE ONLY REASON I HAVEN'T WANTED TO FUCKED WITH SOMEONE IN MONTHS.
*Dashes off Naruto running*
EXTRA
Geordo Mind HeadQuarters
Horny Geordo: Goddamnit and we haven't even @&@$ or $&@& her yet.
Curious Geordo: Why would she want to do that? Does she have another man? Is she planning to commit adultry?!? Or is she going to----( goes off in a mess of mumbles)
Insecure Geordo: (Hidden away in the corner with a poster reading "Lost Katarina Claes if found please return to Geordo)
(All the other Geordos Argueing in the back) ((HE HAS MORE THAN 5 BRAIN CELLS)
(In unision) But one things for certain she is leaving over my dead body.
Hehe I would love to see that ÓwÒ
All you have to do is have an alternative universe of the story in your head in my AU MC has shark teeth and the will to kill. I’m just thinking of her mauling her excuse of a sister to shut her up, and her mother and father is just her chanting the Lizzie Borden rhyme and then doing it to them with a small axe she prepared
The emperor sees no gender progressive and sees celestian as a genuine rival cause wifey is a wildcard that will go for anyone hot
A part of me is making valid points on why she should be friends with everyone instead of having them fall in love with her meanwhile a feral part of me is loudly chanting "BI-HAREM" as in she gets the hot guys and gals to fall in love with her.
Note: To all of you saying she's a mary sue she is not the thing about a mary sue isn't just that she's perfect it's that the world around her changes drastically to suit her needs and give her exactly what she wants. If you have any reasonable arguement I'd be happy to hear it.
why not be happy with both? :) it's valid to want her to end up being friends with everybody, it's also nice to imagine a bi-harem.
fiction is meant to be enjoyed however way we want so no need to get conflicted over 'guilty pleasure' tropes that make you happy ヾ(❀╹◡╹)ﾉ~
I have stuff to do at 7:30 am but I get up at like 3-4am what time do other people wake up?
Wow. I can never I wake up an hour before I have to leave. Or if it's the weekend, I usually wake up between 10am to 2pm
i wake up at exactly 7:30 am. i value every minute of sleep to the very last bit. (▰˘◡˘▰)
I have school at 7:20am so i wake up at 7:20am
when the classes were still face to face, i wake up 20 to 30 mins before the time. now that its online classes, i wake up exactly the classes will start (￣∇￣")
Ya'll get up that late??? I have to get up at 6:45-7:30 most of the time
5am? That's usually the time I sleep LMAO
I forgot what most of the elements were except light and darkness. Can someone tell me what they were?
I think fire, water, earth, wind? Then ye, darkness and light ^^
Thanks for reminding me ◕‿◕