
Geordo : Sorry I can't acxompany you I'm engaged
Girl: I heard she was going to move to another country
Geordo: * silently walks away*
Girl: Where are you going!!?!
Geordo: *silently speed walking*
Meanwhile in Geordo's mind......
FUCK FUCK FUCK NOT MY DUMBASS , THAT DUMBASS IS THE ONLY REASON I HAVEN'T WANTED TO FUCKED WITH SOMEONE IN MONTHS.
*Dashes off Naruto running*
EXTRA
Geordo Mind HeadQuarters
Horny Geordo: Goddamnit and we haven't even @&@$ or $&@& her yet.
Curious Geordo: Why would she want to do that? Does she have another man? Is she planning to commit adultry?!? Or is she going to----( goes off in a mess of mumbles)
Insecure Geordo: (Hidden away in the corner with a poster reading "Lost Katarina Claes if found please return to Geordo)
(All the other Geordos Argueing in the back) ((HE HAS MORE THAN 5 BRAIN CELLS)
(In unision) But one things for certain she is leaving over my dead body.

All you have to do is have an alternative universe of the story in your head in my AU MC has shark teeth and the will to kill. I’m just thinking of her mauling her excuse of a sister to shut her up, and her mother and father is just her chanting the Lizzie Borden rhyme and then doing it to them with a small axe she prepared

A part of me is making valid points on why she should be friends with everyone instead of having them fall in love with her meanwhile a feral part of me is loudly chanting "BI-HAREM" as in she gets the hot guys and gals to fall in love with her.
Note: To all of you saying she's a mary sue she is not the thing about a mary sue isn't just that she's perfect it's that the world around her changes drastically to suit her needs and give her exactly what she wants. If you have any reasonable arguement I'd be happy to hear it.
I forgot what most of the elements were except light and darkness. Can someone tell me what they were?
I think fire, water, earth, wind? Then ye, darkness and light ^^
Thanks for reminding me ◕‿◕