I was beating off in the shower one time. I don’t know why, but whenever there is water around it takes me forever to cum. Anyway, I was going hard for about 45 minutes. When I eventually came, the orgasm was so powerful that I slipped over and hit my head. Obviously I didn’t learn from the experience because I still do it all the time.
Then the librarian told me to take it out.
They’re always popping up at inopportune times and they deserve a good beating.
The husband decided to make his password “my dick,” but his wife fell on the floor laughing. The computer said the password was too short.
If someone tells you a racist, sexist or homophobic joke, don't get mad at them. Just tell them you don't get it. Keep telling them you don't get it until they are forced to explain why women/ minorities/ homosexuals are stupid/ etc.
Then just walk away.
This is actually the best possible reaction, because this way you don't just get them mad, y......
I was running late for school, and would have to get a lift in anyhow. I decided as I had the time and the night before had been particularly..arousing, dream wise, I'd enjoy myself. As I was reaching climax my mother burst through the door, having heard the noise, raving and screaming. This could have been the end of it, but oh no. She dragged me ......
A teacher who doesn't do anything against bullies is just as much of a bully as the kids who do it..
"Homework" spelled backwards is "krowemoh" and in Latin translates to "child abuse".
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Things people do not choose:
Sexual Orientation,
Gender Identity,
Appearance,
Disability,
Mental Illness,
Race.
Things people do choose:
To be an asshole to people over things they cannot control.
My brother walked in on me once. And by that I mean he went and found my parents emergency spare key to my room and barged in demanding his turn with the modem.
I spun around, cock in hand, and said, "Fuck off, I'm having a wank", and my dad shouted up the stairs, "Leave your brother alone when he's floggin' it".
He never barged in on me again.
"You support gay rights so you must be gay."
I support animal rights, do I look like a fucking alpaca to you?
(This is cute tho-)
It gets hard for no reason and it is much too short.
I was 13 when I first fapped. Dad stormed into my room to tell me that he hit two lotto numbers. When he saw me fapping,he stopped jumping like a mad man, looked me dead in the eye and said "Come down stairs when you're finished," with a completely straight face. I went downstairs expecting him to beat me down; instead, he told me about how his fat......
It’s OK to have them, just don’t shove them down people’s throats.
It's not phobia. You're not scared, you're an asshole.
If homophobia was a legit fear of homosexuality:
Gay: If you don't send me your best car then I will kiss THIS MAN IN FRONT OF YOUR HOUSE.
Bi: If you don't take down this construction I will publicly walk around holding your daughter's hand while holding your son's hand.
Ace: Fear me bitc......
It’s fine to have one. It’s fine to be proud of it. But please don’t whip it out in public and start waving it around.
what are some of the biggest scandals or incidents that has happened in your school/college?
08 05,2021
Someone wore a shirt with a hole exactly in place where his nipple was, and throughout the day he would rub the open area and loudly moan
09 04,2021
( scroll down for link to part one + author's notes :P ) Truck-kun smirked, "We're not done just yet." Y/n stared in shock as Truck-kun's Empire State Building got large again. "T-truck k-kun, are you telling me we're going to go all the way?" Truck-kun laughed. "Why else do you think my gear stick is large. I'm just dying to stick it up your ti......
07 03,2021