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Jesus fucking Christ what do you mean you didn't even use lube and went and TRUSTED AS HARD AS YOU COULD YOU INCONSIDERATE FUCK YOU'RE GOING TO TEAR HIS ARSE GAAAHHHH (╯°Д °)╯╧╧ At least check first you dumb piece of shit.
And don't get me started on the "I don't like that" because we all knew he was going to pull a stunt like that but it still pisses me off.
What a jerk. Throw him in the trash. Kick the trash can. Light the trash can on fire. Piss on the trash can to put out the fire. Send his ashes to the sun. Shoot the sun. Piss on a missile and shoot the sun again.