“I’m not a sex maniac” Us:
Omnomnomnom ANGSTTTT
I’m not gay I just want to fuck you in the ass while biting your nipples and making constant eye contact
No homo
No homo(2)
PAIN WITHOUT LOVEEEEE
PAIN. ALL I FEEL. IS PAIN.
My first thought was “OH MY GOSH DON’T GET PEE ON THE COUCHHHH!!!!”
I WANT MORE I NEED MORE I MUST HAVE MOREEEEEE
Does anyone know any other stories like this?
Kyaaaaaa so ADORABLE ⁄(⁄ ⁄·⁄ω⁄·⁄ ⁄)⁄
He’s literally the embodiment of I’m not gonna do it girllllll I was just thinking about it.... I was just thinking about it... I was just thinking about it ╮( ̄▽ ̄)╭
“I’m not a sex maniac” Us: