It was super windy today!
But how was your day?
You like Cats?
Or prefer other animals.
Im a tomato but makes that you a potato?
My favorite vegetable is Sunflower.
And i live In Europe
Where do you come from?
We have a queen in our country.
But also a king. With 3 daughters
But the queen we used to have, her name rhymes on Thea
Now you have learned about my country.
We ride bikes.
Because we ride bikes. I had a lot of wind going against me when i went to school.
Did you already guess where this is?
Are you still enjoying reading this?
Im super weird aren't i?
You are also weird? Why dont we become friends?
Gives hand*
My name is [CENSORED] But other people call me [DAD]
This was a Fairy odd parents reference. You know that episode where timmy has laser Eyes. And burns his dad his trophy and goes back in time. And makes his dad lose the trophy and becoming a dictator.
Being a kid is fun.
But who are you?
You can Follow me on Instagram @PARKJINWOOISMYDICTATOR
I hope that account doesn't really exist
My mom just gave me some cherries they are really sweet. Want a bite?
Dang, this has nothing with yaoi. Does anyone know a yaoi where there are cherries shoved in someone his ass?!
Im curious. Oh btw Stan Day6 they have a new comeback. today.
Also i miss Window Beyond Window their sex was so Good. xD
But im ending this. It was nice talking to you. Byebye and see you Next Time. Kiss from Ya Boi
I'm both Sad and Miserable.
Snowballs.
2. Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up literally everything.
3. How do fish get high?
Seaweed.
4. Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
Everything’s fine. He woke up.
5. What does a grape say after it’s stepped on?
Nothing. It just lets out a little wine.
6. Why don’t teddy bears ever order dessert.
Because they’re always stuffed.
7. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
8. What happens when a frog’s car breaks down?
It gets toad away.
9. I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker.
But when I got home, all the signs were there.
10. What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef but nobody can pee soup!
Your turn what will happen XD
And when I say underatted, I mean really really underrated. It has to be a manga so good that no one talks about. I constatly search on the internet but get the same results over and over again.
Thanks
~Nine
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