Ugh, the seme is being such an insensitive moron! The uke is a model and to boot, he is infamous, people recognize him. Does he expect him to fight every single person who bad mouths him!? Not to mention that if he fights back, the bullies turn it around on him and spread even more rumours about how he is an angry, rude person. The seme needs to think before he speaks, specifically about things he knows nothing about.
Ha ha, he just officialized him without his consent while he was passed out drunk! That was the cutest, healthiest non con behavior I have seen in a while! And yes, it's a euphemism for non consensual sex but with the awesome knowledge that it was not, that it was something healthy like him wanting to date that person because they really like them.
Got him a watch and some sausage for his bday. Great presents!