Suck on it properly, don’t let it spill slurp it up and swallow it don’t waste the ice cream
baby im so wet please do it faster, open the umbrella quickly the rain is starting to come down heavily
ah! mom! that hurts! aH! go slower, please! mom! aH! FUCK IT HURTS MOM, MY HAIR HURTS, STOP COMBING IT SO FAST! IT'S STUCK NOW! OW
make sure to take it all the way down your throat and don't waste a single drop . . . . . . you need to take all your medicine. how else is your cold going to get better?
I have to study for September uni exams so... Lockscreen And homescreen
Sweet home Alabama (づ￣ ³￣)づ I mean..who wouldn't...
Bro depends on the novel- I don’t want some cheesy romance made by an author on crack written with their left feet..
Why do u expose me like that
just being on this site is already enough reason to go to hell wdym
I thought an ugly guy burned my house that's why I don't like ugly people...but I like you
If you think about it, a gay manwhore is technically a sword swallower.
I hate when people go " There's so much to be happy about. Why are you so depressed ?" Like IDK there's so much air, why the fuck Do you have ATHSMA?
Thank you for being with us on our chaotic journey on this website! I hope you have a wonderful day/night, and I wish you the best of luck for your future!
I had to do a little research cause I’ve never heard of these pronouns before but this was quite helpful
Give me a normal occurrence and make it sound as lewd as possible.