all i can remember at the moment is that Li (Love Interest) went out meeting his soon to be ex wife and im pretty sure they were finishing up divorce papers, anyway his ex wife goes to sit on his lap and rub against his face while trying to seduce him, doesnt work, Li goes home and MC smells the perfume and i think maybe sees lipstick, they werent dating at the time but still had feelings for each other, so mc pretended not to care and was basically telling him he should be careful or something (as in, if anyone could smell or see it on him and think he was having sex)
this story was weird as fck and i was half out of it when reading, Li (love interest) was living 2 lives 1 as a family priest and other as a normal guy, mc goes to his confession booth after a few times and Li tells him to fck himself with the cross---- i dont know why my brain is making me have the urge to find it, its an itch that needs a scratch
Closest I've got on my list is the same situation, but the priest imagines himself telling the guy to use a religious statue on himself: https://www.mangago.zone/read-manga/ijimetaihodo_aishiteru/mf/v01/c004/
I also have (among many different objects) various fruits and vegetables, several bottles and pens, a crapload of guns, a roll of film, a rubber duck, two traffic cones (yes, two different manga), but no cross. Imma gonna sit here in case it shows up (● ̄(エ) ̄●)
(Another I have is someone inserting a riding crop into a priest)
I'm so glad I could help!!! And here's the list with all those other stories: https://www.mangago.zone/home/mangalist/92534/
so (american)mc got turned into a vampire in the 18-1900s then eaten when a bat, the creature who ate him got picked up by scientists or something and they froze them, years years later after being shipped to japan (?) he unfroze and turned into a human
he later on helps figuring out murders with his nose
i could go into more detail but i feel like the ones who know it will catch on by this description