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Don’t you just hate it when you trip on top of your roommate and his dick just happens to slide into your mouth? I know I do.

Me-“Forgive me father for I have sinned.”
Priest-“What is it my son?”
Me-“This shit was HOT and I’m horny now!”
Priest-*Proceeds to throw holy water on my thirsty ass*

So basically magic is stored in the dick and instead of exhausting the excess by working out or something he just fucks off that magic or else he dies?

I just hope that Alex opens his eyes soon and realize that being a dick isn’t cool and sooner or later your partner won’t tolerate it and find Someone else to actually respect them with love and care!

Question: when she did her sonograms did she not see two babies inside her? Or was she wacked on the head with a coconut and forgot?

I wonder what happened to that banana!? Did his ass like eat it up!?!?!?

I need a story about Naruse-kun!!! (￣ε(#￣)Σ