here's my analysis of my life in all of these:
1. dead by titan
2. pretty good actually
3. just sad
4. nice... but would probably find a way to die
5. dead by shipment
6. dead by note
7. financially ruined
8. dead by isekai
9. dead by video game
.... i think i'm going to haikyuu because i'm too incompetent to survive in any other world