Adelu's Favorite

Most of it is ORV fanart but uh here

If Jesus can walk on water and watermelons are 92% water then if I walk on watermelons does that make me 92% Jesus (=・ω・=)

I hate when people go " There's so much to be happy about. Why are you so depressed ?" Like IDK there's so much air, why the fuck Do you have ATHSMA?

for i second i thought this was a bible reference

Fight fight we need more tea

n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-never p-p-p-p-p-p-post a-a-a-a-a-again

Idk this one’s kinda hot

hi i'm bald

I made myself as average looking as possible. I don't want to be the main character. They have too many problems.

could’ve picked a better name than “john”

I Know It's Not My Place To Judge, But I Don't Think It's Good For To Role play Lewd Stuff Especially Considering Your Age. I Also Don't Think It's Right For You To Be Interested Into The Bdsm Community At Your Age. I'm Not Trying To Be Rude Or Mean.

I don't know if it's unpopular or not but: I hate when the bottom gives consent to having sex, and there's this brief moment of oh thank god, there won't be any rape, and then the top responds something like, "Good... cos I wouldn't stop even if you asked me to" or SOMETHING to that affect. I get so frustrated like we were SO CLOSE why'd you have t......

why does the uke always have a dick the size of a molecule? why can't they be normal??

im According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yello......

Whats your address? Just for research purposes.. I won’t judge btw ٩(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)۶

I'm a legit fetus.

im jesus

im still in my mom's womb