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OIOIOI U LITTLE RED ASS BASTARD. I AM GONNA REMIAN POLITE SO NO SWEAR WORDS BUT ILL INSULT U ANYWAYS. You're about as much use as a condom machine in the Vatican. You may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you.You really are an idiot. Don't look now, but there's one man too many in this room and I think it's you. You are a sad strange little man, and you have my pity.You bowl like your momma. Unless of course she bowls well, in which case you bowl nothing like her.
AND LAST BUT NOT ATLEAST
I think... no, I am positive... that you are the most unattractive man I have ever met in my entire life. In the short time we've been together, you have demonstrated every loathsome characteristic of the male personality and even discovered a few new ones. You are physically repulsive, intellectually retarded, you're morally reprehensible, vulgar, insensitive, selfish, stupid, you have no taste, a lousy sense of humor and you smell. You're not even interesting enough to make me sick.