There was a boy who was talking to his group of friends. Suddenly he said,"I bet I can jump off the balcony." His friends were all smiles and saying,"yeah right," until he ran to the school balcony and jumped with a Tarzan scream. He then proceeded to try to land on his feet and broke his right leg. A couple days later he came back with crutches an......
At first glance it's just gay sex Second glance you realize it's gore Third glance you see the huge dildo Fourth glance you realize they're from frozen Fifth glance you're blind
Yo is that a dildo
The first thing my therapist did when she saw me was mentioning my weight and gave me health tips bc she thought i hate the way i look. Like what the fuck? Girl i wanna kill myself not eat vegetables
So our prof picked up a guy to solve a question since he thought he was playing around rather than paying attention, the guy solved the IRODOV ( physics book) question verbally in 3 minutes in front of a class of 200 people where we have an average IQ of 130 and it takes us 15 minutes if we use a calculator. He even did the calculations verbally, ......
so one time my mom got mad at me, and i went the the restroom like right after cuz i didn't want her to see me cry. guess what? i was hard.
my friend accidentally kicked my leg at the lunch table and i moaned, i thought they’d all ignore it but they didn’t. They all stared at me and i had to just apologise and be like "ahah, why did that sound so weird" and aggressively rub my ankle to pretend i was in pain.
seeing that link and username made me learn my lesson
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