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now to read this with tokyo drift in the backround

WHY ARE U SURPRISED THAT HE PASSED OUT!!!! UR BUILT LIKE A FOOT LONG SUBWAY SANDWICH DAMN

im litteraly about to see cameron boyce rn tokyo drift is blasting and i feel like im havvimh anf sttoke while reaadinng theiss

hai all u depressed bitches its me,,, ya boi

nothing like reading this while prayer x is blasting on loop ╥﹏╥

DUDE HiS NIPPLES ARE GONE MATE THEY RIPPED OFF ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ

*drives to church, goes in* pastor:"and now we thank the lord for this wond- what are you doing next to the holy wate-" me: "dont ask mother fucker" *chugs* pastor: "OH MY GOSH NOT IN HERE EVERYBODY OUT.

*moonwalks away* (ik that's not what happened im sobbing i need comedy)

"whos the hottest uber driver youve had"
"IvE nEvEr BeEn *smacks gum* To OoVbA dRaBvA"

i just broke my fucking tablet and im waiting for my dad to see it

also*ahem* *GaSp* ITS A GOD DAMN TUESDAY AND I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL