i love licking the inside of a toilet, all of the gunk, pubic hair, piss, shit and pieces of skin is so good, it's like a 5 star meal. sometimes i even dunk food into the water so the food tastes better. i've once dunked my head in there it felt amazingヾ(❀╹◡╹)ノ~
i can't remember the last time i left my bathroom, but something was watching me outside of that door, sometimes i hear scratching at the door. i'm living off of hair balls and toilet water. pubic hair has become my main meal of the day, sometimes it even has little tiny bugs latched onto my pubic hairs. the electricity and water bill stopped so i lick the inside of the toilet and drink the water.
hear me out, sucking your own dick. it tastes so goodd, sometimes my cum has jelly clumps and thats my favourite part about it because i can play with it like play doh or just slap it around. you should try it