
I'm going to be honest here, I hope he's just fucking pregnant or something and not actually anything but a green flag because you guys are being so nice about him only because he's been treating the uke so sweet so far, he's gonna get ugly af real soon if he loses the only thing nice about him- his personality. Because other wise, he's built like a refrigerator jutting out at odd angles with a face like mashed potato but he's been so sweet and puppylike that I overlooked that. So just be pregnant from the kiss with twins that's why your throwing up. Okay?
THIS IS SO PEAK YESBUESYEYES