"Reading makes me calm" yeah this fuck is making me anxious wtf
I don't know about y'all but that shclong is scaring the fck outta me. Put that away sir
Same. I don’t enjoy their sex. It’s not cute or sweet. It’s just pure nasty sex. Good story but intimacy is wack
I've seen how you were made, I just can't baby. It feels like I'm seeing my own son establish a love life (╯°Д °)╯╧╧
Imagine feeling what your father is feeling irl lmao curse
Father? Who father?! Father where? Ain't No fucking father here
idk if this is sarcasm, but I'll answer just to be safe
This was so funny I went through ten pages of comments to find it again after reading it last week
Yeah you're fucked figuratively and literally
I SNORTED