BLSSS THE SECOND HAND EMBARASSMENT'S GONNA PUT ME ON MY GRAVEEEE
JELLY GIOVANNI? YES
FIRST OF ALL IM HAPPY ABOUT THE BABYYY, but..KEITHHHHH DO YOU WANNA DIE!?!? IM GONNA KILL YOU ISTG IM GONNA JUMP THROUGH THIS SCREEN AND CHOP YOUR HEAD OFF YOU MOTHER FREAKIN BITCHHH, YOU BETTER CHANGE.
KEITHHH, I GET IT YOUR HOT BUT GOD DAYUM I HATE YOUUU, I WANNA STAB YOU TO DEATH BUT- YOUR TOO HOT- BYE-
when r u gunna do da 69 positio-
OKAYLISTENUPEVERYONEWEGOTANEWBIGDICCUFIGHTER
GOD DAYUMMMM "I like swwet things too" s-sir im weak-
FAWK YOUU, I'll stab you to death you hoe I hate you
E w, your a flatassed bitch hoe, no one loves you bitch, die
Literally just screamed 15 times every chapter-
FACTSSSS I made so many weird ass fangirling sounds that I almost choked
BLSSS THE SECOND HAND EMBARASSMENT'S GONNA PUT ME ON MY GRAVEEEE