fuck off i wanna sleep's Things

Lately, I've been reflecting my behavior when it comes to interacting with the internet and boy do I regret all the shit I've said in here. I was like, what, 12? When I came here and started lying my ass off for attention I didn't get from physical social interaction (not my fault COVID was rubbing its ass off on so much people it started a pandemic).

So, have you guys cleaned your internet history?
(￣ ³￣)

Imagine reading smut yaoi in between 2 people on a sleepover. With each of them facing you and you're just there laying on your back, not knowing if your phone is on full 146-inch, 24 feet, 8k resolution and infinite contrast ratio tv for both of them to wake up and possibly see... HAH... AHAHAHAHHAHA I'LL NEVER BE CAUGHT IN 4K!!!

(warning: cringe flexing)

HAHAHAHHAH, I CAN FLUENTLY SPEAK JAPANESE TONGUE TWISTERS!! FIGHT ME IF YOU DARE WITH MY LEGITNESS!!

Jugemu jugemu
Gokou no surikire
Kaijari suigyou no
Suigyoumatsu unraimatsu fuuraimatsu
Kuu neru tokoro ni sumu tokoro
Yaburakouji no burakouji
Paipo paipo paipo no shuuringan
Shuuringan no guurindai
Guurindai no ponpokopii no ponpokonaa no
Choukyuumei no chousuke

and

Naname nanajyuunana-do no narabi de nakunaku inanaku nanahan nanadai nannaku narabete naganagame

A. offer him mints or gums and candies (he thinks it's drugs)
B. ask him how his day is (he told you that you looked like his dead ex girlfriend from 20 years ago)
C. ask him if he wants to go to the motel with you (he told you his wife was a real bitch while heading there)
D. tell him his kids are dying (he told you they were adopted anyways)
E. run towards him and you pretend that you're robbing him (he told you he's broke despite handing out 5 cents from his wallet)


Don't make up your own options and just pick one of these. You can make a scenario based on what option you picked with his reaction towards you.

YALL SO FUCKING FUNNY POSTING SHIT AND GOING ALL CRAY CRAY ABOUT THIS YD SHIT LIKE BRUH, I'M SCARED AND Y'ALL JUST HERE DOING SHIT TO DEFEND YOURSELVES